Not Since Breakfast
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The scene: 1981, fifth-grade class (math hour). Boy, frustrated with being forced to master advanced long division with decimals:
Boy: When will I ever use this, Ms. Kaczmarek? I'll just use a calculator.
Teacher: You're not going to walk around with a calculator in your pocket 24/7.
Boy: When will I ever use this, Ms. Kaczmarek? I'll just use a calculator.
Teacher: You're not going to walk around with a calculator in your pocket 24/7.
April 6, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The scene: 1981, fifth-grade class (math hour). Boy, frustrated with being forced to master advanced long division with decimals:
Boy: When will I ever use this, Ms. Kaczmarek? I'll just use a calculator.
Teacher: You're not going to walk around with a calculator in your pocket 24/7.
Boy: When will I ever use this, Ms. Kaczmarek? I'll just use a calculator.
Teacher: You're not going to walk around with a calculator in your pocket 24/7.
Trump negotiating with the rest of the world.
April 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Trump negotiating with the rest of the world.
Well, I checked and there are no ‘owners’ declared for this year’s draft, so…
March 26, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Well, I checked and there are no ‘owners’ declared for this year’s draft, so…
Franklin Sports continues to innovate around the pig skin. Pictured here, two such improvements:
1) a grip-training set of guides interwoven with the threads to help throw tighter spirals
2) a consumer-friendly self-injector pre-filled with poison to put us Browns fans out of our freaking misery
1) a grip-training set of guides interwoven with the threads to help throw tighter spirals
2) a consumer-friendly self-injector pre-filled with poison to put us Browns fans out of our freaking misery
February 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Franklin Sports continues to innovate around the pig skin. Pictured here, two such improvements:
1) a grip-training set of guides interwoven with the threads to help throw tighter spirals
2) a consumer-friendly self-injector pre-filled with poison to put us Browns fans out of our freaking misery
1) a grip-training set of guides interwoven with the threads to help throw tighter spirals
2) a consumer-friendly self-injector pre-filled with poison to put us Browns fans out of our freaking misery
But, @andrewdessler.com, how will Tom's dozens of actual human listeners ever learn the truth?
January 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
But, @andrewdessler.com, how will Tom's dozens of actual human listeners ever learn the truth?
Imagine writing your own bio and having the nuts to say this. Also, “horse” and “boyfriend” are two of the worst dog names I’ve ever heard.
January 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Imagine writing your own bio and having the nuts to say this. Also, “horse” and “boyfriend” are two of the worst dog names I’ve ever heard.
I love that this is widely understood.
November 22, 2024 at 2:40 AM
I love that this is widely understood.