I mean, it works for penguins, you’re clearly onto something

I’ve got the same birthday! I’ve actually known a bunch of people born on the 28th and I always find that surprising.

I miss the Lebanese style pizza that’s everywhere in Ottawa. Thick, greasy, and with the cheese over the toppings for some reason.

I’ve never found anything else really like it, and now that my family moved away from town I don’t really ever visit, so I really miss it!

AI grink is a menace

It’s the thing I miss most about working in coffee shops, some of the shit people are willing to say to their friends when all fucked up on half of an Americano is wild.

A friend of mine head butted some dude at a party in college, and I feel like everyone was way more normal around her for the rest of the year after that. Seems like an effective plan

I’ve heard this can be a sign of some health issues developing!

Seems like the shower would get pretty crowded

Against Me! has been my favourite band forever, so I’m biased towards them.

The record A New Kind of Normal by Cayetena was great though, as was The Beauty In Between by RVIVR

This feels like it would have been a Robot Chicken sketch

Love to go online and describe a woman as curdled, but Leftishly, cause I’m An Ally

Gotta steer the conversation away from the guy that accused them of stealing his movie idea somehow

That’s just inviting trouble from the Bar Rescue guy

At a cafe I used to work at the head bartender made us a tobacco Irish cream syrup for Fathers Day, and the drink I made to test it made me feel like I was having heart palpitations.

Didn’t seem great!