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Lord Halbrand
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Just a Middle Earth Dude and rightful King of the Southlands. Himbo Husband to Galadriel. Father of Fírrin & Amáriel. Definitely not evil.
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RP & Tolkien discussions 💍
If it’s any consolation, I’m not fussy and will eat most anything. Galadriel has gotten me used to Elven foods.
And it does indeed make us related! How wholesome 😌
November 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You honour me with such promises! I will be sure to tell you to my coming. Likewise I’m sure that my wife, Galadriel, would be glad to join us. She’s not been in London in some time.
Should it be company you miss, we will gladly assist.
November 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
My apologies, Uncle! I’ve been well, but rather busy in Pelargir. Sometimes this king thing gets hectic 😅
But I do try to check in when I can! I trust that all is well in Mordor?
November 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Thank you, High King! I’ll be sure to take you up on that offer.
November 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
That’s alright, I’m somewhat used to it at this stage 😅
And all Elves are welcome in Pelargir, so visit anytime you wish.
November 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I’m glad that you can thankfully distinguish us.
And it’s nice to meet you, High-king! 👋
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
UNCLE.
You look fabulous 😍
November 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Sauron stole my face once and it’s been nothing but chaos since! 😭
Thank you for defending me and explaining the situation, neighbour 🫂
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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a man peeking out from behind a lush green field ..
ALT: a man peeking out from behind a lush green field ..
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October 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
That is very kind of you, Uncle 🥺 if it is easier, I could come visit you and Spider Auntie?
September 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
😒 I’m… not entirely sure I could will myself to do that
September 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Mmm sounds delicious. I must try to get my hands on some 👀
September 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I have not yet… though this is a good reminder that I should! I should make plans for my kingdom 🤔
September 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Root tea? 👀 what’s that like? I can’t say that I’ve had it before
September 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
My thoughts exactly. Though you are excellent with decorating, so I’m sure you can make very spooky ones
September 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I would imagine that spooky standards are very high in Mordor!
September 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I love tea, it’s definitely my favourite. But I’m also partial to a hot chocolate every now and then. And what’s yours, Uncle?
September 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Well… we should worry about making the Halloween decorations extra spooky 😌
September 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM