Mariah’s Pool Boy
@notridofme.bsky.social
Annoying yet charming, somehow
I accidentally just posted this to Twitter when I mean to post here lol
May 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I accidentally just posted this to Twitter when I mean to post here lol
Happy Easter! Consider this my official “Before” shot. I’ve started going to the gym!!
April 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Happy Easter! Consider this my official “Before” shot. I’ve started going to the gym!!
And here’s my butt
April 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
And here’s my butt
kinda crazy I just have birthmarks on 2/3 of my body aha
April 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
kinda crazy I just have birthmarks on 2/3 of my body aha
Jockstrap night at the eagle!
March 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Jockstrap night at the eagle!
I’d like to thank my roommate for fucking the guy who gave him these skinny little menthols
January 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’d like to thank my roommate for fucking the guy who gave him these skinny little menthols
It’s monday can somebody cum inside of me?
January 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s monday can somebody cum inside of me?
I really just am the funniest person in any room
January 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I really just am the funniest person in any room
Sick in bed, please save me
January 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Sick in bed, please save me
First four albums I listened to in 2025!
January 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
First four albums I listened to in 2025!
Man just texted “you’re dangerous for me”
January 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Man just texted “you’re dangerous for me”
anyone else love to just relax?
January 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
anyone else love to just relax?
Wondering why my throat is sore, meanwhile I’ve been drinking piss and going ass to mouth
December 31, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Wondering why my throat is sore, meanwhile I’ve been drinking piss and going ass to mouth
44 year old man just called me “sport”
December 31, 2024 at 3:14 AM
44 year old man just called me “sport”
Christmas at the gay bar
December 25, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Christmas at the gay bar
Gay guy music video night is now
December 25, 2024 at 4:14 AM
Gay guy music video night is now
Guy I’ve been fucking for over a year and a half just wished me a merry Christmas but spelled my name wrong
December 25, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Guy I’ve been fucking for over a year and a half just wished me a merry Christmas but spelled my name wrong
so sad so sexy
December 23, 2024 at 1:50 AM
so sad so sexy
Tired, worn out, destitute even…but I will still make it to the eagle for retro night
December 23, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Tired, worn out, destitute even…but I will still make it to the eagle for retro night
Going to underwear party :) Hope someone over 45 notices my hanky :)
December 22, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Going to underwear party :) Hope someone over 45 notices my hanky :)
drinking the piss of a man twice my age straight from the tap while being called a “good boy” is one of life’s simplest pleasures
December 21, 2024 at 5:51 PM
drinking the piss of a man twice my age straight from the tap while being called a “good boy” is one of life’s simplest pleasures
