Takes 12 years on average to get a PMDD diagnosis. I got one it 8 years by gaslighting my doctors into believing one of them had already diagnosed me and they never admit to mistakes so they went with it.

If I was a vampire I would be having Lestat level breakdowns over history repeating itself

Just slapped on my last e patch with no plan to get new ones, last call to Jack off

I haven’t even taken my Benadryl yet, what’s the hat man doing at this party?!

Thinkin about that girl that followed an Italian man around the city and into his CAR until he ran down a flight of stairs to escape her

Just put some of my lemonade in my iced coffee and I think this is the closest I’ve ever come to drinking real garbage juice. Doing my part for society 🫡

It’s fuck Marcos Duran for life. I hate that guy

I just like experimenting with punctuation, it’s like emojis to me. The meaning is as you want🤷🏾‍♀️ sry

As I excitedly placed my second pair of bathroom flip flops, —one being waterproofs for being in the shower; the other being platform heels for squatty potty and feeling my true height— my smile faded inline with my spine. This is what they keep talking about.

Is daft punk - instant crush a good song to strip to?

Lasagna pizza with garlic bread base. Walk with me