Not Ralph Malph
@notralphmalph.bsky.social
Retired legal professional
It was used in dress uniforms to steady a sword in a scabbard. Unless Bovino is wearing a sword, he’s wearing it for the look. What look do you suppose he’s going for?
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
It was used in dress uniforms to steady a sword in a scabbard. Unless Bovino is wearing a sword, he’s wearing it for the look. What look do you suppose he’s going for?
Rhea Seehorn was great in Better Call Saul and she’s great in Pluribus.
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Rhea Seehorn was great in Better Call Saul and she’s great in Pluribus.
They interpret the 100 mile rule to apply to any port of entry including international airports or Great Lake ports. So by their reckoning most of the country is a border area.
December 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They interpret the 100 mile rule to apply to any port of entry including international airports or Great Lake ports. So by their reckoning most of the country is a border area.
I should go back and rewatch Newhart and see if they hold up 50 years later. I loved them back then.
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I should go back and rewatch Newhart and see if they hold up 50 years later. I loved them back then.
It’s going to happen in about two weeks.
December 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
It’s going to happen in about two weeks.
Your premise is wrong - accepting a pardon is not an admission of guilt - but you’re onto something. A person who was pardoned could be called in front of a grand jury and forced to testify about others, because they can’t take the Fifth Amendment- they cannot incriminate themselves.
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Your premise is wrong - accepting a pardon is not an admission of guilt - but you’re onto something. A person who was pardoned could be called in front of a grand jury and forced to testify about others, because they can’t take the Fifth Amendment- they cannot incriminate themselves.
No, it can’t. There’s nothing like that in the 25th.
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
No, it can’t. There’s nothing like that in the 25th.
Well, if they can’t find an Alaskan, I guess hiring someone from Anchorage is the next best thing.
Kidding! I’m just kidding!
Kidding! I’m just kidding!
December 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Well, if they can’t find an Alaskan, I guess hiring someone from Anchorage is the next best thing.
Kidding! I’m just kidding!
Kidding! I’m just kidding!
Congress has the power to tariff any country they want to.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Congress has the power to tariff any country they want to.
I thought they would Make America Garamond Again.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I thought they would Make America Garamond Again.
I would have expected this administration to go with Courier.
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I would have expected this administration to go with Courier.
Not retribution. Justice.
December 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Not retribution. Justice.
I was born in the USA. Both of my parents were naturalized citizens. If the government prevails in SCOTUS, then someone could challenge my citizenship by trying to find defects in my parents’ naturalization paperwork. So I take this case a little personally. Thank you for defending the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I was born in the USA. Both of my parents were naturalized citizens. If the government prevails in SCOTUS, then someone could challenge my citizenship by trying to find defects in my parents’ naturalization paperwork. So I take this case a little personally. Thank you for defending the Constitution.
Vivid moviegoing memory: people in the theater laughing out loud when we learned that “V-ger” was Voyager. We don’t get those moments anymore in the age of streaming.
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Vivid moviegoing memory: people in the theater laughing out loud when we learned that “V-ger” was Voyager. We don’t get those moments anymore in the age of streaming.
Trump claimed the Kennedy Center is being renovated. Lets hope he doesn’t have it torn down.
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Trump claimed the Kennedy Center is being renovated. Lets hope he doesn’t have it torn down.
Clarence Thomas is the only current Justice who was on the court then.
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Clarence Thomas is the only current Justice who was on the court then.
This wasn’t a canoe. It was a large boat that would have weighed thousands of pounds. The idea that they were trying to flip it back over is absurd.
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This wasn’t a canoe. It was a large boat that would have weighed thousands of pounds. The idea that they were trying to flip it back over is absurd.
He played with the Blues Brothers, for what it’s worth.
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He played with the Blues Brothers, for what it’s worth.
These pardons are a slap in the face to all these people’s victims, not to mention the prosecutors, judges and jurors who have put in their time and effort to do justice.
December 3, 2025 at 5:52 PM
These pardons are a slap in the face to all these people’s victims, not to mention the prosecutors, judges and jurors who have put in their time and effort to do justice.
Did you order the Red Notice?
a man in a military uniform has his eyes closed and has a medal around his neck
ALT: a man in a military uniform has his eyes closed and has a medal around his neck
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December 3, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Did you order the Red Notice?
There is zero chance that an admiral would have received an order like that without making sure it was documented in some way.
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There is zero chance that an admiral would have received an order like that without making sure it was documented in some way.
They’re in their air conditioned offices because he kicked them out of the Pentagon.
December 2, 2025 at 9:22 PM
They’re in their air conditioned offices because he kicked them out of the Pentagon.
No, it can’t. The ICC has no jurisdiction because the US is not a signatory.
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
No, it can’t. The ICC has no jurisdiction because the US is not a signatory.
I don’t think “crimes against humanity” is the correct term either. There is no such crime under US law. Crimes against humanity are prosecuted in international tribunals like the ICC or the Nuremberg tribunal, which isn’t an option here. This is just plain old murder.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I don’t think “crimes against humanity” is the correct term either. There is no such crime under US law. Crimes against humanity are prosecuted in international tribunals like the ICC or the Nuremberg tribunal, which isn’t an option here. This is just plain old murder.
It’s helpful of him to build a record for future prosecutors to use to prove his intent.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
It’s helpful of him to build a record for future prosecutors to use to prove his intent.