I just realized his full handle is stinkyfinger322 - is that finger going where I think it is?

How did he think that was going to go? 😂

Years ago on the CL hookup section, I remember reading a post that stuck with me about how the only way unsolicited dick pics ever influenced women about hooking up with someone was by ending the conversation. "Show your face, show your brain, keep your dick to yourself (for now)."

Jfc. *shudder*

That's fair. Up until 2 years ago, I hadn't been back to NYC since before 9/11, and, if they were still around, I certainly wouldn't have hit up some of the places I used to go.

Totally unrelated, but target of opportunity and one drink too many bc I feel like you might know more than me: any chance you have a non-lifestyle bar recommendation in NYC with a good old fashioned?

Kinda goes against the spirit of AFF to filter all nudity... I'm here for adult NSA fun, but only with clothes on, Amish-style

As someone who doesn't use AFF, does the platform add the red flag in the corner to give you a heads up before you open their message?

Based on your history with men in that app, the third option of angry rejection and "Fucking bich."

By that logic, he's impersonating a celebrity.

I don't understand the physics of a boat making pussy tighter. Think he could write a white paper on it, submit it for academic review?

Oh man, if I'd known you were passing through VA, I would have kept my eyes peeled for the elusive car with two sets of headlights. For safety.

I mean, no surprise after your last couple of posts. 🔥🔥🔥

I'm a Seahawks fan, but since I live in DC, I'll also watch Commanders games. It helps this year that one of my favorite Seahawks (Bobby Wagner) was traded to them.