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Notpockets
@notpockets.bsky.social
Prince of Purgatory and CEO of Goon Gamerz Esports. I make videos that aren't serious
https://www.twitch.tv/notpockets
https://www.youtube.com/@Notpockets
purged my room of all bugs i am clean and refreshed and rejuvenated and will sleep snug as a *** in a rug
November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i musta been a dorky ass kid cuz i never went on the cousin walk during thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
for my next album i will rap to the beat of the track before it. that way i am rapping off beat on every single track
November 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
metal gear solid 2.... good game.... kojima.... good.... not fraud....
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i need to start wifeposting again. me and the wife did a couples costume for halloween where she was the man in the yellow hat and i was curious george cuz its curious the way i wake up each day more in love with her than ever before 😍
November 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i was gonna give this a meme caption like how the people in r/kitchencels do but then i remembered the average gamer is actually an incel so i opted not to. anyways here's my sickest apex clutch so far
November 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
my body only allows me to sleep for 4 hours. this is hell
November 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
im gonna be so fr i really dislike when people come in to my chat and tell me how their day at school was. im not ur dad bro, I'm 26 I'm so far removed from your middle/high school drama... and i can't even be reasonably upset that kids watch me because I chose to make a fucking Danganronpa channel.
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 AM
excited to play mgs2 tomorrow
November 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
hooray!
I really hope mamdani wins man.
November 5, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I really hope mamdani wins man.
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
i still like editing but im just not amazing at it and the inferiority complex or maybe its envy, will continue to eat at me for eternity and while it sucks to be trapped in this mind prison, it does give me the desire to improve my abilities which many people lack
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
had a dream that i was outside and moistcritikal fell on top of me and kissed me on both cheeks and then kissed me hard on the lips. then he got up and walked away and i sat up like "oh wow..."
a close up of a person 's face and ear .
ALT: a close up of a person 's face and ear .
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October 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
THERES BEEN A MOUTH MULTIPLIER SETTING ON VBRIDGER AND I HAD NO IDEA THIS WHOLE TIME??? holy fuf bro my mouth tracking is about to get so much better bc it used to drive me insane that like... id start talking and it wouldnt get tracked
October 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Woke up feeling so overwhelmed and hopeless all because I woke up to find this hole in my new blanket
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
hey son, are you winning?
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
leaked my downloads folder on stream i don't think there's anything incriminating but i delete vod just in case
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
not that this is a serious worry anytime soon but what if someone goes "can I have your autograph" and I write the ugliest signature known to mankind
October 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
for like all my life I would shower in the morning but ever since I started to shower at night i feel gross not showering before bed. i can never go back
October 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
my name is melvin. i made the mimic. it was difficult to put the pieces together
October 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
i like da new battlefield game because i can play with my friends :)
October 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
prototype of my new schedule im designing
October 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
having a kid is like irl gacha. just lost the 50/50 on my kid, they got my nose instead of my wife's (i love my wife)
October 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
today's patch notes:
-mechanical appliances now hum 5% louder
-lowered the drop chance on legendary items by 0.3% (was 0.5%)
-reintroduced the Silly world buff that spawns at 3:00 AM
-removed Locusts for being unfun, see further details on our 7.8.34.1 blog post
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
absolutely nothing burger of a render but imma doctor it up in my next thumbnail anyways and im just proud of myself for figuring out how to get anything out of blender
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM