Kat
@notoriousmomma.bsky.social
Million dollar idea: Book of poetry that is all of the poems written in response to the OPM "What did you do?" We will call it Poetry in Resistance.
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Million dollar idea: Book of poetry that is all of the poems written in response to the OPM "What did you do?" We will call it Poetry in Resistance.
When I lose my job, I am going to start a porn site called OnlyFeds. Let me know if anyone wants to sell feet pics. It's a million dollar idea!
February 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
When I lose my job, I am going to start a porn site called OnlyFeds. Let me know if anyone wants to sell feet pics. It's a million dollar idea!
My queer kiddo said that they want to find a sport that is not run by straight people. So we are now looking for a beginner rugby team. Not the worst plan...
February 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My queer kiddo said that they want to find a sport that is not run by straight people. So we are now looking for a beginner rugby team. Not the worst plan...
I hear that antidepressants are poison because they numb you and turn you into a robot. But in this world, maybe that is a good plan for all of us.
February 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I hear that antidepressants are poison because they numb you and turn you into a robot. But in this world, maybe that is a good plan for all of us.
As a federal employee, my current coping mechanism is to go work out on my elliptical every time I start having a panic attack. I have never been in better shape.
February 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
As a federal employee, my current coping mechanism is to go work out on my elliptical every time I start having a panic attack. I have never been in better shape.
Today's EO: we will hire one new employee for each four that leave the agency.
Tomorrows EO: each employee who wants to keep their job must kill four other employees in a cage match
Tomorrows EO: each employee who wants to keep their job must kill four other employees in a cage match
February 12, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Today's EO: we will hire one new employee for each four that leave the agency.
Tomorrows EO: each employee who wants to keep their job must kill four other employees in a cage match
Tomorrows EO: each employee who wants to keep their job must kill four other employees in a cage match
Today I used "coo-coo banana pants" in a professional email. It feels appropriate for the times.
January 23, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Today I used "coo-coo banana pants" in a professional email. It feels appropriate for the times.