Amazon driver has literally been wandering around the neighborhood for 40 minutes on "2 stops". If I thought it'd work, I'd go out there and ask him if he needed directions

@Amazon's delivery maps are a complete con.
"5...4....3....2 stops away", then you watch the car go flying off in the opposite direction.... then 30 minutes later "a few stops before you", then it leaves the screen entirely off and you get an email with "sorry... it'll be shipped tomorrow". Fuckers

Politicians who literally have the power to do this but are all such utter cowards that they don't:

"We must do something to end this scourge of mass shootings"

Well, after binge-watching that Diddy documentary, it's clear we need to start setting a minimum IQ for juries. FFS

If you're gonna run your mouth off, at least hit the free throws, Brandin

@warriorsofficial.bsky.social wtf is going on with Steph .... turnovers galore...poor fouls

wTf @warriorsofficial.bsky.social ????

MOSES MOODY! #DubNation

My surgical oncologist just walked in and saw me scrolling and said, "well, let's turn your attention to something more pleasant.... we'll be ready for you in the OR in 20 minutes"... so that's how bad things actually are

WHAT THE ACTUAL
FUCK @HULU?

Congratulations to the many anti-vax parents whose decision's will end up killing their children — all worth it as long as you owned the libs, right?

It's be really great if someone with a spine at the CDC could take a stand and remember that their mission is to serve the people, not the asshole in the WH

Happiness is seeing if my Twitter follows are on BlueSky in the hopes I can finally delete that app for good (are y'all here?)

New transfer from Twitter here (yay!). Can anyone give me a few pros/cons of threads vs bluesky, please?