The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat
@notoriousadb.bsky.social
The Optimist says: "The Glass is Half Full." The Pessimist says: "The Glass is Half Empty." The Bureaucrat says: "What we need are 5 glasses, 1/10th the size." The Angry Drunk Bureaucrat says: "Where's my damned bourbon?"
Do I have to feign shock that that the Penguins aren’t going to develop the Lower Hill site, or did we all kinda figure this out already?
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October 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Do I have to feign shock that that the Penguins aren’t going to develop the Lower Hill site, or did we all kinda figure this out already?
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What (and I cannot stress this enough) the *fuck*?
September 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
What (and I cannot stress this enough) the *fuck*?
I’m thoroughly opposed to DOMI’s Strip District traffic proposal eliminating parking and installing bike lanes. The Strip should remain true to its historic roots: only horses, buggies, and heavy rail.
September 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I’m thoroughly opposed to DOMI’s Strip District traffic proposal eliminating parking and installing bike lanes. The Strip should remain true to its historic roots: only horses, buggies, and heavy rail.
After the resignation of the CDC director today, I would be unsurprised if the next official HHS policy was “Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.”
August 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
After the resignation of the CDC director today, I would be unsurprised if the next official HHS policy was “Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em.”
Since no one in the state is able to use Bluesky anymore, now’s the perfect time for everyone to post how much Mississippi sucks.
Of course, being 49th in literacy, they couldn’t read in the first place, but still…
Of course, being 49th in literacy, they couldn’t read in the first place, but still…
August 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Since no one in the state is able to use Bluesky anymore, now’s the perfect time for everyone to post how much Mississippi sucks.
Of course, being 49th in literacy, they couldn’t read in the first place, but still…
Of course, being 49th in literacy, they couldn’t read in the first place, but still…
A Person whose character is marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
July 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
A Person whose character is marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
Look: I’m not saying I *should* be Pope, but I’m eligible for a write in.
May 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Look: I’m not saying I *should* be Pope, but I’m eligible for a write in.
Current mood: I have to hold myself back from responding to every email with “Eat shit.”
April 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Current mood: I have to hold myself back from responding to every email with “Eat shit.”
🎶 Donald has only got one ball!
Elon has two but they’re real small.
Johnson, he says he wants ‘em.
And J.D. don’t got any at all… 🎶
Elon has two but they’re real small.
Johnson, he says he wants ‘em.
And J.D. don’t got any at all… 🎶
March 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
🎶 Donald has only got one ball!
Elon has two but they’re real small.
Johnson, he says he wants ‘em.
And J.D. don’t got any at all… 🎶
Elon has two but they’re real small.
Johnson, he says he wants ‘em.
And J.D. don’t got any at all… 🎶
I’ll totally go on The Daily Show if Muskrat won’t.
March 6, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I’ll totally go on The Daily Show if Muskrat won’t.
Burman’s Soy Sauce is labeled as “all purpose,” which makes me wonder what other people are using it for.
March 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Burman’s Soy Sauce is labeled as “all purpose,” which makes me wonder what other people are using it for.
I long for the time when doomscrolling wasn’t just “current events”.
February 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I long for the time when doomscrolling wasn’t just “current events”.
Have we started referring to them as DOGEbags?
‘Cause we should start.
‘Cause we should start.
February 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Have we started referring to them as DOGEbags?
‘Cause we should start.
‘Cause we should start.
To the coworker that just watched me beat the shit out of the recycling bin: I’m sorry. I’ve been a bit on edge recently and it will definitely happen again.
February 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
To the coworker that just watched me beat the shit out of the recycling bin: I’m sorry. I’ve been a bit on edge recently and it will definitely happen again.
I hope that Federal folks getting RIFs tomorrow chain themselves to the front doors of their buildings. Make a scene. Make them call the police. Get the media out there. Post it online.
February 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I hope that Federal folks getting RIFs tomorrow chain themselves to the front doors of their buildings. Make a scene. Make them call the police. Get the media out there. Post it online.
As a political micro-aggression, I deadname PAT every time a bus is late.
February 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
As a political micro-aggression, I deadname PAT every time a bus is late.
America could learn a lot from Philadelphia’s ability to riot.
February 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
America could learn a lot from Philadelphia’s ability to riot.
There must be a little known 8th Article of the Constitution allows the government to be run by a sociopathic billionaire Nazi hopped up on K, I guess. Otherwise this would all be f*cking illegal, right?
February 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
There must be a little known 8th Article of the Constitution allows the government to be run by a sociopathic billionaire Nazi hopped up on K, I guess. Otherwise this would all be f*cking illegal, right?
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thread with @aoc.bsky.social’s advice for this moment, and it involves calling your reps.
not sure how? use 5calls.org (they have an app too).
not sure how? use 5calls.org (they have an app too).
February 4, 2025 at 6:45 AM
thread with @aoc.bsky.social’s advice for this moment, and it involves calling your reps.
not sure how? use 5calls.org (they have an app too).
not sure how? use 5calls.org (they have an app too).
All neighborhoods in Pittsburgh are dangerous to live in if you intend on raising black mamba snakes in your basement.
February 4, 2025 at 3:33 AM
All neighborhoods in Pittsburgh are dangerous to live in if you intend on raising black mamba snakes in your basement.
I think Madison, Hamilton, and Jay really fucked up by not having the prescience to anticipate the rise of total fuckwads in charge of the government. Maybe they were saving that for Federalist No. 86.
February 1, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I think Madison, Hamilton, and Jay really fucked up by not having the prescience to anticipate the rise of total fuckwads in charge of the government. Maybe they were saving that for Federalist No. 86.
If you’re a Federal employee who funds research on the effect of passive heating systems on expectant mothers, the “Looking For Hot Moms in Your Area” email was from me. Please reply.
January 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If you’re a Federal employee who funds research on the effect of passive heating systems on expectant mothers, the “Looking For Hot Moms in Your Area” email was from me. Please reply.
