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@notnotknope.bsky.social
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she-not-she-cat theorist (parody) • google-dot enemy number one • ever in my ‘always tired’ era • #TootAsPrayer #CovidIsAirborne #MTBoS #ГероямСлава • she/elu/messybench/sraffy
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notnotknope.bsky.social
ffs @msnbc.com, it was only monday. get your shit together please.
thumbnail lock screen image for @maddow.msnbc.com’s show on monday, june 2, 2025, instead featuring @jenpsaki.msnbc.com.
June 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
notnotknope.bsky.social
quote post what it’s like to date you
the spectres of cittàgazze flee before ruth wilson’s marisa coulter
May 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
notnotknope.bsky.social
👀👀👀
@mountain_goats twitter landing page featuring (personally) glaring annotated bio status-partial; reading, ‘reapplying to the university of new hampshire's phd program in rhetoric, literacy, and composition studies.’
January 19, 2024 at 6:54 PM
notnotknope.bsky.social
everything reminds me of him
eggs over-easy on toast, held delicately aloft, drips onto plate below, on which a second helping awaits final judgement…
December 9, 2023 at 6:09 PM
notnotknope.bsky.social
generally speaking, of course; nothing but bangers spewing from over here. 💚💛💅
instagram post featuring view from reclining position of person wearing predominantly green, retro floral print lucy & yak sonny sweater atop ‘porter’s’ collegiate-style sweatpants, together only partially obscured by singular cheer pom which has been situated so as to be cheekily evocative of dyed-green pubic hair, ostensibly peering up at us through pair of green plastic minecraft glasses; successive comments, both posed from the same notnotknope handle, read as follows: {{‘💚💛💅 (not pictured: my green knockoff kicks and the 'pms' on my forehead—tradition is tradition, what do you want from me?)’}, {‘well..poop. *distantly but still audibly, ocd is yelling* well, now you've gone and jinxed 'em, you fucking twit!’}}.
November 20, 2023 at 6:59 PM
notnotknope.bsky.social
*hyperventilation intensifies*
the missportersathletics instagram account heralds its varsity soccer team’s record of 15 - 0 - 3 as well as its seven year streak competing in post season tournament, in a bulletin notice of upcoming nepsac semifinals (‘saturday! 11/18! 2pm! home!’), overlayed on an image of the team’s quarterfinals postgame celebration, as ostensibly uploaded ‘1 minute’ ago; post caption reads, ‘onward!! semi finals here we come. vs westminster, saturday 2pm.’
November 17, 2023 at 2:39 AM
notnotknope.bsky.social
let’s fucking go!
2023 nepsac girls’ soccer championships class a (starting) bracket: (1) buckingham browne & nichols vs. (8) worcester academy; (4) thayer academy vs. (5) choate rosemary hall; (3) westminster school vs. (6) loomis chaffee; and (2) miss porter’s school vs. (7) sacred heart, greenwich. quarterfinals are scheduled to start wednesday, november 15, 2pm, at each top-seeded opponent’s school, respectively; semifinals have been prescheduled likewise (up to isomorphism) for saturday, november 18; final is scheduled for sunday, november 19, 10am at westminster school’s harrison field and to be streamed live at www.bit.ly/nepsaclive
November 14, 2023 at 1:04 PM
notnotknope.bsky.social
💚💛💅
from missportersathletics and missporters instagram accounts, comes a hearty ‘congratulations!’-overlay affixed to a team photo; banner headline reads, ‘2023 founder’s league soccer champions,’ and the caption itself reads, ‘girls win here 🥇.’
November 7, 2023 at 1:25 AM
notnotknope.bsky.social
the sex bots have landed, do you copy? i repeat, the sex bots have landed. over.
‘[two apparent nsfw account] have followed me’ notification
November 5, 2023 at 5:00 PM
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👀👀👀
rather uninspired (ostensibly new, as yet unverified) bsky profile bearing expected handle of world famous corvid, philip pullman.
October 23, 2023 at 10:40 AM
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my baby sib is better than yours
two iterations of sketchy likeness of kid sporting hip moon glasses, light jacket over a novelty fbi t-shirt, nose-bandage distinctly askew; annotated, ‘self portrait, freehand,’ and ‘idk ab this one guys,’ in the corner and immediately proximal to smaller and less intricate of the two renditions.
October 3, 2023 at 4:24 PM
notnotknope.bsky.social
the baby sib reading pri its rights
smol human takes mirror selfie, hands and phone together obscuring face, framed above by dyed-black pixie cut, below by novelty t-shirt, reading ‘fbi: female body investigator,’ and black basketball shorts.
October 3, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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newburyport; indie. tickets are $12 ($10 for seniors 62 and over, kids under 16).
center-justified text excerpt, reading: ‘tickets are available for purchase at the box-office day-of. the box office opens 1/2 hour before the first screening each day. cash and all major credit cards accepted. tickets are not available online, except for special events.’
August 20, 2023 at 2:40 PM
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i perhaps should have grabbed some lighter reading material on my way out, though…
in the foreground, a hand holds to knee a green cover clad copy of margo glantz’s ‘the remains,’ translated by ellen jones, mechanical pencil clasped jauntily to front cover; in the background, a smol levoit hepa filter runs at full tilt, resting on industrial carpeting.
August 17, 2023 at 4:13 PM
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andre_braugher_unrelenting_needling_paaaaaaaaaaain.gif
magnified screenshot of var output from match-determining penalty kick, apparently indicating that said penalty was won by a literal-fucking-fuzzy millimeter; ball graphic appears to read, ‘oceaunz y23.’ var output from match-determining penalty kick, apparently indicating that sweden won by a literal fuzzy millimeter; score tracking overlay emphasizes just how squeaky was the match. magnified var output from match-determining penalty kick, apparently indicating that sweden won by a literal fuzzy millimeter; match progress overlay and var final-decision glt-graphic are especially grating.
August 6, 2023 at 2:34 PM
notnotknope.bsky.social
where i’m posting from
bootleg screenshot of pokemon mystery dungeon (ti-basic version) as played on a ti-89 titanium graphing calculator; screenshot courtesy of u/skroob_laerd, as posted in the r/mysterydungeon online forum.
July 30, 2023 at 11:54 PM