notnearenough.bsky.social
@notnearenough.bsky.social
Who'll be Deep Throat in the movie about THIS conspiracy?
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
But... where are the dwarfs?
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Stockholders before workers.
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The teaser kicked ass though, right? (yeah I worked on the teaser)
October 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Not sure if the Brewers have their own asshole journalist like Dan Shaughnessy to call the team "a pack of frauds" to get the players riled up. I mean, what city wants a shithead like Shaughnessy covering the team? #GoBrewers
October 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
remember when pitchers would take a full minute to throw a pitch? And Jose Posada would run to the mound every other pitch.... oh wait, Seattle just won. I knew I had to write a post and collapse this endless game!
October 11, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Wow. I guess I got used to the "ghost runner" cause this game?? These pretzels... ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
October 11, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Kinda hoping this shutdown means all the secret service flee trump, vance et al to get different protection. I can only imagine the mental drain it is to protect complete morons.
October 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Mergers and conglomeration sucks for every worker.
September 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The Vikings are maddening to watch this year. I say this as a longtime fan.
September 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wow, and I thought the Vikings O from yesterday was shit!
September 16, 2025 at 7:18 AM
OMG! Wait til the Vikings find out!
August 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
it's like asking if anyone ever sold paper at Dunder Mifflin
August 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
This an old lady whose heater has gone kaput, microwave didn't heat up her soup enough,her sweater is ripped, the dog did that while dragging off with her afghan and she couldn't get her cat off of the remote to flip to Jeopardy kind of a cover-up! She's mumbling real loud about Epstein I tell ya!
July 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
You're thinking like Andy Dwyer here... I mean, orange fatboy doesn't let anyone have actual MONEY, he takes it for himself.
July 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
smiling in the joys of the recent South Park episode!!
July 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
If they made this old politician fatter and had orange hair....
July 24, 2025 at 9:18 PM
wow they really are stupid
July 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This is what I thought of anyone pitching to David Ortiz or Judge many times.
July 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Just been too pissed off lately, tbh.
July 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM