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Whose reality is this?! Trying to get a clue while keeping a sense of humor. Corvids, cats, and my kid bring me delight. Follow the light. 🧙‍♀️
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Red Zinnia
Red Zinna
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Egyptian starcluster
Red.
#bloomscroll #flowers
Red ruby flowers with five petals
August 2, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Acacia Koa
#bloomscroll
#flowers
July 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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#flowers
#unitedstatesofcalifornia
#californiarepublic
California poppies
July 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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#myfavoritehotdog
A person walking in a parade, dressed like an oven mitt with groovey patterns, reminiscent from the 70’s. The oven mitt is holding a printed cardboard hot dog.
July 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I’m your huckleberry
July 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Light purple bloom Cool purple flower. Lavender blossom flowers Tiny purple flowers
June 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Flowers bloom Purple succulent Purple tree fruits. Jacaranda blooms - purple
June 29, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Purple bloom Purple flowers Purple petals Purple blooms
June 29, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Saturday evening walking meditation brought to you by the color purple. I began questioning what purple even means.
#flowers #bloom
Purple artichoke bloom. Passion flower bloom. Purple flowers bloom Purple flower
June 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Beavertail cactus
‘Opuntia basilaris’
Joshua Tree

#bloomscroll #bloomreport #flowerreport
#desertbloom
#cactus
Bright fusia pink flowers burst from cacti leaves.
May 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Joshua tree blooming

#bloom #bloomscroll #flowerreport #joshuatree
Buds appear atop a spiny Joshua tree
May 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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A Strawberry hedgehog cactus blooming near Joshua Tree. An Echinocereus engelmannii.

How would you describe the color of this bloom?

#bloomscroll #bloom #flower #flowerreport #bloomreport #desertbloom #cactus
May 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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California, knows how to poppy.
#californiapoppy #commompoppy
#poppies
#flowers #bloomscroll
#bloom
California poppies bloom orange in the foreground, red common poppies spring up in the background.
April 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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75 day streak on Duolingo
76 day learning streak on Duolingo
April 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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A bee in the bloom of thenCrimson BottleBrush. Just learned that it’s in the Myrtle family.
#flowers #blooms
Bright bloom of a Crimson Bottlebrush tree.
April 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Indian Hawthorn in bloom, with sweet pink blossom freshly kissed by a short rain.
Blossoms of pink hues differing between light and dark burst brilliantly on this Indian Hawthorne.
March 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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50 day learning streak. Duolingo is a green owl, but in this photo, they’re orange, powerful and glowing yellow, with big white pupil-less eyes, celebrating my success.
March 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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California poppy, bright orange blooms!
#flowers #blooms
California poppies, orange
March 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Spring is springing.
#bloom #flowers
Monarch butterfly in a purple brunch of flowers on a Crown of Madeira plant.
March 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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I took this photo yesterday. Another angry tree. I feeeeeel this.
A tree appears to be angry and screaming. A winter forest scene, with a leafless tree centered in the photo. The tree has a large fissure which looks like a large and long screaming mouth. Two broken branches above the gape look like dark eyes.
March 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Echium candicans
Pride of Madeira
Blossoms and bees
A flowering herbaceous shrub. Small bluish purple flowers. A bee examines a small bloom.
February 25, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Acacia podalyriifolia.
Pearl Acacia in bloom.
#flowers #bloom
Tiny yellow blooms amongst the dusty green leaves of an a Pearl Acacia bush. Tiny yellow blooms amongst the dusty green leaves of an a Pearl Acacia bush.
February 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Jade plant in bloom.
Crassula ovata.
#bloom #flowers
Jade plant in blooom. Rounded green succulent leaves, covered with drops of rain, surrounds the delicate pink, five petaled flowers blooming in bunches. (Botanical name: Crassula ovata)
February 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Satsuki Azalea
#bloom #flowers
A bunch of wild pink Satsuki azalea flowers in bloom. There is some green leafy shrubbery amongst bright large flowers. With pink at the end of the petals to a deeply pink center.
February 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM