Plato’s Pocket Fluff.
@notmrbenn.bsky.social
Overweight, baldy egg head. Father of daughters and guardian of a labradoodle called Lola. Unhappily married, mature student aiming not to damage too much stuff on this repeated journey around the sun. ☀️
A proper fire is a life goal. Poorly isn’t 🙂
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
A proper fire is a life goal. Poorly isn’t 🙂
Check your foil out!
December 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Check your foil out!
I’m pretty naff at most things, but I’m good in the kitchen even if I say so myself. Or stood over a BBQ. In November. As you do.
I still insist the best Piri Piri spatchcock chicken can only be cooked in the rain 😂
I still insist the best Piri Piri spatchcock chicken can only be cooked in the rain 😂
November 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I’m pretty naff at most things, but I’m good in the kitchen even if I say so myself. Or stood over a BBQ. In November. As you do.
I still insist the best Piri Piri spatchcock chicken can only be cooked in the rain 😂
I still insist the best Piri Piri spatchcock chicken can only be cooked in the rain 😂
With nooks full of wine I hope 😁
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
With nooks full of wine I hope 😁
😁
I’ll take the wins however they materialise 😂
I’ll take the wins however they materialise 😂
November 7, 2025 at 8:52 PM
😁
I’ll take the wins however they materialise 😂
I’ll take the wins however they materialise 😂
Check me the hell out with no typos!
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Check me the hell out with no typos!
Photo best avoided as I’m in the bath 🤷🏻
November 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Photo best avoided as I’m in the bath 🤷🏻
Should leave it as it is! Leaves a bit of Raiders Of The Lost Ark vibe when nature calls.
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Should leave it as it is! Leaves a bit of Raiders Of The Lost Ark vibe when nature calls.
*wasn’t … but think you worked it out. My usual typing standard.
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
*wasn’t … but think you worked it out. My usual typing standard.
Somebody suggested I watched Happy Valley once. It was sent happy at all. Didn’t sleep for days 😂
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Somebody suggested I watched Happy Valley once. It was sent happy at all. Didn’t sleep for days 😂
Do lots of people die, or they already generally dead?
I can’t to lots of people dying 😂
I can’t to lots of people dying 😂
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Do lots of people die, or they already generally dead?
I can’t to lots of people dying 😂
I can’t to lots of people dying 😂
Holy shitballs, that looks amazing already.
October 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Holy shitballs, that looks amazing already.
😂 can’t argue at that
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
😂 can’t argue at that
You’re welcome 🙂
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You’re welcome 🙂
It’s like fucking stereo.
October 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It’s like fucking stereo.