Not Microsoft
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Not Microsoft
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The voices.
I wanna hear some unhinged cat names.
April 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger

#notmicrosoft
February 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I got fish on the mind.
February 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
“If fuecoco can do this to rayquaza, imagine what a billion lions can do”

#NotMicrosoft #meme #abillionlions #pokemon
February 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When your hummus says something funny and you just think:
Classic hummus

#notmicrosoft #meme #classichummus
February 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
People be like: ewww you let your cat up on the counter??

I’d let that mf do my taxes.

#notmicrosoft #cat #meme
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
yeah just do let me think and not follow up with anything

#NotMicrosoft #mefr
February 9, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I don’t have two wolves inside of me. I have a group of vengeful children.

#notmicrosoft #meme
February 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
The spoon isn’t spooning.
February 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Ya'll ever think about how Cracker Barrel doesn't have a barrel full of crackers in their restaurants? Take notes 🙏
February 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
“Settlers on the Oregon trail blasting Fetty Wap as dysentery wipes out their entire bloodline.” (circa. 1839)
February 5, 2025 at 6:41 AM