Michael
@notmicheal.bsky.social
Came here on my own, party on my phone
Minneapolis
Minneapolis
Almost $350 for a 15 minute virtual visit with my sleep doc 😭
September 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Almost $350 for a 15 minute virtual visit with my sleep doc 😭
Worth every penny :)
September 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Worth every penny :)
Now I know being built like this would fix zero of my problems but wow I’d look soooooo cool
August 18, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Now I know being built like this would fix zero of my problems but wow I’d look soooooo cool
Tried pushing one date out to 9 to keep my dinner plans for 7:30 and then the 7:30 dinner plans guy cancelled after I had already asked the movie guy to move to 9 and then 9 was too late for him so he cancelled too
July 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Tried pushing one date out to 9 to keep my dinner plans for 7:30 and then the 7:30 dinner plans guy cancelled after I had already asked the movie guy to move to 9 and then 9 was too late for him so he cancelled too
Listened to this album for the first time in at least 4-5 years tonight… Muse might be a parody of themselves now but damn if this isn’t one of the best songs of all time
June 6, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Listened to this album for the first time in at least 4-5 years tonight… Muse might be a parody of themselves now but damn if this isn’t one of the best songs of all time
Easily added at least 10 years to my life
May 16, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Easily added at least 10 years to my life
Yes…. Amazing graphics…
May 6, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Yes…. Amazing graphics…
I relate to him so much
May 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I relate to him so much
I am NOT a Disney adult but this is gonna rule ngl (I have fast passes for pirates - haunted mansion)
May 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I am NOT a Disney adult but this is gonna rule ngl (I have fast passes for pirates - haunted mansion)
There hasn’t been any blinds on that window behind me at my parents’ place for years
April 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
There hasn’t been any blinds on that window behind me at my parents’ place for years
Hot alt cross-eyed gymnastics-doer / thrifter I follow on TikTok just did a gf reveal
April 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Hot alt cross-eyed gymnastics-doer / thrifter I follow on TikTok just did a gf reveal
Idk if I should be flattered or make this my 13th reason
March 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Idk if I should be flattered or make this my 13th reason
So excited about my upcoming AMC A-List reservations 😍 It’s such a good value!!
March 11, 2025 at 9:36 PM
So excited about my upcoming AMC A-List reservations 😍 It’s such a good value!!
Wow, Spring Breakers in IMAX?? What kind of sicko would want to see THAT? 🤨
March 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wow, Spring Breakers in IMAX?? What kind of sicko would want to see THAT? 🤨
Good morning divas, I hope everyone is streaming 14 time Grammy award winner Lady Gaga’s 7th studio album, MAYHEM! Out NOW!
March 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Good morning divas, I hope everyone is streaming 14 time Grammy award winner Lady Gaga’s 7th studio album, MAYHEM! Out NOW!
How bad do u want me????
March 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
How bad do u want me????
Please excuse my hat hair
March 1, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Please excuse my hat hair
Cannot stop thinking about this
February 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Cannot stop thinking about this
Oh trust me I was!! 🫣 (I think this was every open eye tour but I can’t my pics from earlier)
February 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Oh trust me I was!! 🫣 (I think this was every open eye tour but I can’t my pics from earlier)
Sitting on my couch waiting for a guy to tell me I can come over
February 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Sitting on my couch waiting for a guy to tell me I can come over
