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Catch me outside how 'bout that
You might be frustrated by AI but please remember it's not frustrated by you
May 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You might be frustrated by AI but please remember it's not frustrated by you
YMCA walked so HOTTOGO could run.
April 26, 2025 at 5:42 PM
YMCA walked so HOTTOGO could run.
They be sayin', don't let Sunday ruin your Monday, I'm sayin', don't let Friday ruin your Saturday!
April 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
They be sayin', don't let Sunday ruin your Monday, I'm sayin', don't let Friday ruin your Saturday!
It's a hat on a hat, mate.
March 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's a hat on a hat, mate.
Panzanella - sandwich in disguise
March 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Panzanella - sandwich in disguise
March is for skipping work and riding pow
March 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
March is for skipping work and riding pow
Has venmo ever made a single improvement to their garbage interface? Top Friends would be an easy fix
March 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Has venmo ever made a single improvement to their garbage interface? Top Friends would be an easy fix
Tang! It's a kick in the glass
March 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Tang! It's a kick in the glass
Ready to radbomb the recess hole. #headingtoutah
February 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Ready to radbomb the recess hole. #headingtoutah
The dog walkers of Portland appreciate the shovelers of Portland. #keepyourstripclean
February 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The dog walkers of Portland appreciate the shovelers of Portland. #keepyourstripclean
Don't have a cow, it's cluckin' time!
February 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Don't have a cow, it's cluckin' time!
Anybody remember panini presses?!
February 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Anybody remember panini presses?!
Loggerhead sea turtles can weigh up to 375 pounds! Nobody even knows how many kilograms that is.
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Loggerhead sea turtles can weigh up to 375 pounds! Nobody even knows how many kilograms that is.
Cruise, booze, jacuzz. Institute of Professional Leisure
January 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Cruise, booze, jacuzz. Institute of Professional Leisure
I polled the stakeholders and opted for a Coleman as a steak-holder, hoping my beef will stay colder.
January 29, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I polled the stakeholders and opted for a Coleman as a steak-holder, hoping my beef will stay colder.
'Tweet tweet' but at a butterfly's volume 🦋
January 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
'Tweet tweet' but at a butterfly's volume 🦋