Also Todd Howard ain't getting any more of my money until he actually puts out a good game. Not my fault Oblivion was the last good game that studio made

Also you can double stack skooma and run like 3 times as fast as you're supposed to.

Kill a CEO

I spend exactly no time in character creator screens so I'm always wildly impressed with the creativity and patience of other people.

That's a phenomenal idea, I'll just leave my West Philly home and go get to milkin'