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notm.bsky.social
Not M
@notm.bsky.social
abolitionist. ACAB gang member. #StopCopCity
feeling like shit about my cat not understanding “i’ll be RIGHT back” when I have to grab something. an utter betrayal in her eyes. ruthless abandonment. I am a monster.
November 13, 2023 at 3:37 AM
the mayor of Phoenix is a raggedy cunt
October 11, 2023 at 4:32 AM
i’m mean on the hell app so I can be nice on here 🥰
October 11, 2023 at 4:31 AM
report back from twitter: they are crying about stolen dish soap and want justice for Safeway
October 3, 2023 at 7:33 PM
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yall think the kool aid man can pour himself into smaller glasses and split his consciousness or are those like his guts and stuff
September 29, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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is Dianne Feinstein gonna have her coffin draped with the US flag or the Confederate
September 29, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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The city of Atlanta just doxxed 116,000 residents who signed the petition for a referendum on Cop City. There must be consequences for this.
September 29, 2023 at 5:11 PM
just had to explain doxxing, robux, and tiktok dances to my mother to tell a single story
September 29, 2023 at 2:53 AM
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kinda like proletariat piñata
we should hang billionaires upside down by their toes and hit them with bats and see if $$ comes out like a Mario block
September 28, 2023 at 5:55 PM
regardless I bet they’d still make a very satisfying sound
we should hang billionaires upside down by their toes and hit them with bats and see if $$ comes out like a Mario block
September 28, 2023 at 5:52 PM
we should hang billionaires upside down by their toes and hit them with bats and see if $$ comes out like a Mario block
September 28, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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its bc ive been comin out of my cage and i been doinG JUST FINE
September 25, 2023 at 4:05 AM
he’s not fucking serious
September 25, 2023 at 4:01 AM
staying in bed until lunch time so I can have pasta for breakfast
September 24, 2023 at 5:08 PM
this british flag flying outside my apartment is making me so irrationally annoyed I might as well be a goddamn fucking patriot
September 24, 2023 at 1:16 AM
this is the funniest shit I’ve ever been called
September 24, 2023 at 12:58 AM
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got 303 followers rn and i dont trust a single hoe
September 23, 2023 at 11:01 PM
fuck
September 18, 2023 at 5:39 AM
just watched a car do donuts on a ONE WAY, almost get in a head-on collision, do another burnout, and speed off and i’ve never been more grateful to have a balcony in my life
September 18, 2023 at 2:02 AM
just got into an extremely heated argument with my mother bc she was telling me how much she LOVES Hobby Lobby
September 18, 2023 at 1:29 AM
he got off the plane and this was the first text I got @abolishphoenix.bsky.social
September 15, 2023 at 3:28 AM
boyfriend is gone gonna have cheese puffs for dinner
September 15, 2023 at 2:32 AM
loophole. it’s a loophole. apparently if i’m *very nice* I might be allowed to plead my case to God™
my mother just very kindly called to tell me that I *may* have a chance of getting into heaven and now i’m on the edge of my seat
September 14, 2023 at 2:09 AM
my mother just very kindly called to tell me that I *may* have a chance of getting into heaven and now i’m on the edge of my seat
September 14, 2023 at 1:44 AM
my mother is a nurse that wholeheartedly believes in Adam and Eve
my extremely religious mother just called me to ask if evolution is real
September 14, 2023 at 1:39 AM