“wow kris, nowhere else besides america has cars??” yes. i destroyed the rest of them.

srry i’m getting a little silly 😔

while the rest of you LOSERS are scraping snow and ice off your cars i will be at the PARK with my FRIENDS enjoying a nice moderately cool SUNNY DAY HAHA 🫵 (/lh)

and rn it’s 69 degrees (haha nice) and it looks like it’s gonna stay that way for the rest of the week and hopefully for the next few months B) i hashtag love winter

who else in arizona cumming rn. actually. don’t answer that

listen. 100 is crazy for someone who has literally been stuck around 100 ~ 110 on instagram for literally the past 2 years

unfortunately marius Also wants to be in charge all the time and is stubborn as fuck so aurel usually has to fight to get him there lol

but sometimes ☝️ he’s just so down bad he’ll do whatever for that boy pussy— AS HE SHOULD

me when big scary progenitor head vampire marius submits to his power bottom twink husband 🥴🤤🤤

aurel my beloved :((( i would hold him gently but he does bite

i think i wanna make a sticker or keychain out of the chibi, just for myself 😼