Michael Jochum
@notjustadrummer.bsky.social
Drummer of 50 years who’s played and recorded with Jackson Browne, Korn, Jonathan Davis and everyone in-between.
Have played on 100s of television and movie soundtracks as well as live TV, American Idol, Joan Rivers and Muppets Tonight as Animals muse.
Have played on 100s of television and movie soundtracks as well as live TV, American Idol, Joan Rivers and Muppets Tonight as Animals muse.
Erika Kirk is the Amber Heard of Christian Nationalism. I know JD Vance would appreciate this upholstered version of the grieving widow.
November 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Erika Kirk is the Amber Heard of Christian Nationalism. I know JD Vance would appreciate this upholstered version of the grieving widow.
When a president calls citizens “scum,” he’s not defending the flag, he’s desecrating it. Real patriots show up October 18 to remind him who it belongs to.
October 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
When a president calls citizens “scum,” he’s not defending the flag, he’s desecrating it. Real patriots show up October 18 to remind him who it belongs to.
In less than five years you won't see a Palestinian in Gaza. Unless they are cleaning the pools or handing out towels to the guests.
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
In less than five years you won't see a Palestinian in Gaza. Unless they are cleaning the pools or handing out towels to the guests.
Considering that The Felon previously pardoned 1,600 J6ers, including numerous cop-beaters, without any negative political consequence, sadly it would seem that pardoning Maxwell probably wouldn’t have any as well either.
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Considering that The Felon previously pardoned 1,600 J6ers, including numerous cop-beaters, without any negative political consequence, sadly it would seem that pardoning Maxwell probably wouldn’t have any as well either.
It's extremely unfair to speculate about trump's health just because he hasn’t been out in public for days (since Tuesday) and he’s elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
October 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It's extremely unfair to speculate about trump's health just because he hasn’t been out in public for days (since Tuesday) and he’s elderly and can't form linear thoughts and has the diet of a first grader who won the lottery and his flesh has been changing color like autumn leaves.
I sincerely hope Bad Bunny struts onto that Super Bowl halftime stage in a full-length gown, waving a Puerto Rican flag like it’s the Second Coming, and refuses to say a single damn word of English. Not even a “hi.” Just pure, unbothered Spanish the entire time, let Fox News spontaneously combust.
October 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I sincerely hope Bad Bunny struts onto that Super Bowl halftime stage in a full-length gown, waving a Puerto Rican flag like it’s the Second Coming, and refuses to say a single damn word of English. Not even a “hi.” Just pure, unbothered Spanish the entire time, let Fox News spontaneously combust.
Trumps behavior is that of a cruel and vindictive bully. An unhinged madman. A ruthless prick. A desperate attempt to save his fat ass by pandering to his base who are void of humanity.
September 30, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Trumps behavior is that of a cruel and vindictive bully. An unhinged madman. A ruthless prick. A desperate attempt to save his fat ass by pandering to his base who are void of humanity.
While bone spurred bunker boy trump spent the entire Vietnam war snorting cocaine in the back of his fathers limousine, real American heroes were sacrificing life, limb and sanity. 
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
While bone spurred bunker boy trump spent the entire Vietnam war snorting cocaine in the back of his fathers limousine, real American heroes were sacrificing life, limb and sanity. 
Remember when Trump said he was smarter than the generals?
I do.
I do.
September 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Remember when Trump said he was smarter than the generals?
I do.
I do.
Hey Trump, you are underestimating how many people hate you. By a lot. 
September 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hey Trump, you are underestimating how many people hate you. By a lot. 
Those folks at the Charlie Kirk “memorial“ must’ve thought they were at a Jason Aldean show.
Nothing says "grieving" like a merch table...
Nothing says "grieving" like a merch table...
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Those folks at the Charlie Kirk “memorial“ must’ve thought they were at a Jason Aldean show.
Nothing says "grieving" like a merch table...
Nothing says "grieving" like a merch table...
Hey Taco, Nice try.
Jimmy Kimmel isn’t gone. He’s coming back, and he’ll be laughing at you, just like the rest of us.
Appreciate your help keeping late-night funny.
Jimmy Kimmel isn’t gone. He’s coming back, and he’ll be laughing at you, just like the rest of us.
Appreciate your help keeping late-night funny.
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Hey Taco, Nice try.
Jimmy Kimmel isn’t gone. He’s coming back, and he’ll be laughing at you, just like the rest of us.
Appreciate your help keeping late-night funny.
Jimmy Kimmel isn’t gone. He’s coming back, and he’ll be laughing at you, just like the rest of us.
Appreciate your help keeping late-night funny.
BREAKING NEWS: trump still unable to produce document that proves he’s not a festering pile of shit.
September 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
BREAKING NEWS: trump still unable to produce document that proves he’s not a festering pile of shit.
The only thing trump has said more serious and truthful than “smart people don’t like me” is when he said “if she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her,” about Ivanka.
September 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The only thing trump has said more serious and truthful than “smart people don’t like me” is when he said “if she wasn’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her,” about Ivanka.
Kirk rose quickly — from college dropout to right-wing powerbroker by 31. But his rise came by poisoning politics: dehumanizing rhetoric, targeting academics for harassment, and stoking outrage to build his brand.
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Kirk rose quickly — from college dropout to right-wing powerbroker by 31. But his rise came by poisoning politics: dehumanizing rhetoric, targeting academics for harassment, and stoking outrage to build his brand.
The right side of Trump's face appeared to be drooping during a 9/11 commemoration today. Isn’t that the same side he regrew his ear?
September 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The right side of Trump's face appeared to be drooping during a 9/11 commemoration today. Isn’t that the same side he regrew his ear?
Putin thought he could roll into Ukraine — and the world would roll over.
Instead, he met a wall of strength he never imagined.
He met the Ukrainian people. And their friends.
Instead, he met a wall of strength he never imagined.
He met the Ukrainian people. And their friends.
August 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Putin thought he could roll into Ukraine — and the world would roll over.
Instead, he met a wall of strength he never imagined.
He met the Ukrainian people. And their friends.
Instead, he met a wall of strength he never imagined.
He met the Ukrainian people. And their friends.
President Putin thought he could roll into Ukraine — and the world would roll over.
Instead, he met a wall of strength he never imagined.
He met the Ukrainian people.
Instead, he met a wall of strength he never imagined.
He met the Ukrainian people.
August 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
President Putin thought he could roll into Ukraine — and the world would roll over.
Instead, he met a wall of strength he never imagined.
He met the Ukrainian people.
Instead, he met a wall of strength he never imagined.
He met the Ukrainian people.
I don't know how many times I can be disgusted by this creature called trump. Apparently the sheer boundaries of his assholery is infinite.
August 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don't know how many times I can be disgusted by this creature called trump. Apparently the sheer boundaries of his assholery is infinite.
The incident mocking a disabled reporter foreshadowed all that has happened since. It should have been the end of trump. The fact that it wasn't speaks volumes about this country.
August 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The incident mocking a disabled reporter foreshadowed all that has happened since. It should have been the end of trump. The fact that it wasn't speaks volumes about this country.
Trump's describing our nation's capital as a dystopian hellscape where criminals run amok with no law and order -- but crime stats tell a much different story.
August 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Trump's describing our nation's capital as a dystopian hellscape where criminals run amok with no law and order -- but crime stats tell a much different story.
Today in 1969, The Beatles walked across Abbey Road during a photoshoot for their newest album and created one of the most recognizable and iconic album covers in history.
August 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Today in 1969, The Beatles walked across Abbey Road during a photoshoot for their newest album and created one of the most recognizable and iconic album covers in history.
While unatonable, such disrespect is applauded by the massive ignorance exhibited by the right -wing electorate across our United States and beyond.
Day after day the stupidity oozes like an infected bed sore from the rhetoric espoused by the ideology of clowns.
Racism fueled by xenophobia.
Day after day the stupidity oozes like an infected bed sore from the rhetoric espoused by the ideology of clowns.
Racism fueled by xenophobia.
August 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
While unatonable, such disrespect is applauded by the massive ignorance exhibited by the right -wing electorate across our United States and beyond.
Day after day the stupidity oozes like an infected bed sore from the rhetoric espoused by the ideology of clowns.
Racism fueled by xenophobia.
Day after day the stupidity oozes like an infected bed sore from the rhetoric espoused by the ideology of clowns.
Racism fueled by xenophobia.