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NotionBlue
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NotionBlue is here to challenge flawed institutions, bad ideas, and straight-up lunacy. Rooted in truth and unafraid to confront power, we mix sharp critique with wit to spark meaningful change.

If it’s absurd, we’ll expose it. Let’s shake things up! 👊🏼🔵
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We’re here to inform, entertain, and call out the absurd.
Facts first, humor second—no sugarcoating hard truths.
We’re believers in reality, and reality happens to lean left.
Social media rewards bad behavior, but we’re here to challenge that and call out bad ideas, bad behavior, and outright BS.
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I heard Trump is selling 5 million dollar gold cards for American Citizenship. Is there also a program for Americans to sell their citizenship for the 5 million dollars? Asking for a friend. #America #Trump #BlueCrew
February 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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NPR host Adrian Ma's girlfriend, Kiah Duggins, was aboard the American Airlines flight that crashed into the Potomac River. He spoke to NPR about that night and about his late girlfriend.
NPR host Adrian Ma remembers his girlfriend who died in D.C. plane crash
NPR host Adrian Ma's girlfriend, Kiah Duggins, was aboard the American Airlines flight that crashed into the Potomac River. He spoke to NPR about that night and about his late girlfriend.
www.npr.org
February 20, 2025 at 7:33 PM
We should start clapping when the plane lands again. Now it’s truly a miracle. #planes #america
February 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Sure there are plane crashes nearly every day now, but at least US aviation is “efficient”. #elonmusk #planecrash
February 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
It’s hard to believe that out of all the crooks, creeps, and criminal Trump cabinet picks Kash Patel might be the most dangerous of them all. #kashpatel #resist #BlueCrew #america

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/02/...
Senate confirms Kash Patel as Trump’s FBI director | CNN Politics
The Senate voted on Thursday to confirm Kash Patel as FBI director, installing a staunch loyalist of President Donald Trump and conservative firebrand at the head of the nation’s top law enforcement a...
amp.cnn.com
February 20, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I forgot, was it dictator on day one or dictator on all days? #Trump #resist
February 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Vice President Donald Trump says "Ukraine shouldn't have started this war".
They didn't genius, they're the ones being invaded.
February 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It’s so nice of Trump to loop Zelensky in to the Ukraine war negotiations. #trump #Ukraine
February 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
C’mon guys, just let them fix things. #resist #BlueCrew
February 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Biden wouldn’t try and occupy Gaza and endorse ethnic cleansing. #Biden #BlueCrew
February 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
And here I thought bird flu took out all the chickens.
February 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
He’s better for the economy they said
He’ll bring the cost of eggs down they said #BlueCrew #politics
www.nytimes.com/live/2025/01...
Trump Tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China Will Take Effect Saturday: Live Updates
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I wonder if Elons autism caused him to embrace Germany’s far right party.
January 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Trump sees a problem with a government agency and decides the best fix is to just delete the whole thing. Talk about throwing the baby out with the swamp water.
January 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I think I’ve figured out why Elon Musk is cozying up to Germany’s far-right party—it must be because he wants to keep the price of schnitzel down.
January 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Congratulations America, we confirmed a puppy killer as homeland security.
January 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Pete Hegseth just got confirmed—no doubt he’s cracking open a couple of beers to celebrate.
January 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Somewhere out there, Nikki Haley, after selling out to Trump and letting her opinions blow with the wind, is keeping the bench warm—just waiting for a pity gig. Can’t all be main characters.
January 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
So people are leaving, it’s getting sued to death, and its grand ambitions have already been deflated. Well, it was a cute gag I guess.
www.msnbc.com/msnbc/amp/sh...
Elon Musk's ‘Department of Government Efficiency’ has a rough first week
As the first week of Trump’s second term gets underway, the not-quite-real Department of Government Efficiency is both struggling and expanding its remit.
www.msnbc.com
January 24, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Looks like this “first buddy” thing is nearing its end.
www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
Trump staff ‘furious’ after Musk trashes AI project
“It’s clear he has abused the proximity to the president,” said one ally of the president.
www.politico.com
January 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
RIP Vivek 💔 You vowed to take down unelected bureaucrats, but you’ll always be the unelected bureaucrat of our hearts.
www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
'Everyone wants him out': How Musk helped boot Ramaswamy from DOGE
Ramaswamy is leaving the so-called Department of Government Efficiency and plans to run for Ohio governor.
www.politico.com
January 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
You just know it’s going to be bad when Trump actually keeps some of his promises.
January 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM