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@notinmybook.bsky.social
Democrats: it’s time to admit shaming the shameless isn’t doing a damn thing.
July 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This year to honor America, take your fireworks, light them and hold them close.
July 4, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hey future. I was promised suicide booths.
July 3, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I saw a Ford hit a Tesla and I don’t know how to feel.
March 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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March 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Don't call Elon an idiot. Go back to calling him a genius like we did in 2017. Trump will fire him within the week.
February 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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February 4, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Do it.
February 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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February 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I got a trunk full of dark jokes that ain't gonna see the light of day in this office.
January 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We're at the point of Citizen Kane where he smashes up the bedroom but that scene will last four years.
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with birds and squirrels on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a wall with birds and squirrels on it .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I would accept a timeline where we never had Star Wars if it was also a timeline where we never had Trump.
January 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you want to know how people feel about billionaires now, DC Comics made sure Batman isn't one. screenrant.com/how-rich-bat...
"I Shared Our Wealth, And Now It's Gone": Batman Has Officially Lost the Last of His Fortune
Batman has lost EVERYTHING.
screenrant.com
January 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Billionaire: Why don't you think I'm cool?
Us: Stop hurting us.
Billionaire: Look at me! I'm in space!
January 21, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Here. Where can I put my bags?
January 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM