If you’re gonna drink and drive tonight, please at least get into a horrible accident and kill someone so I can laugh at you for being a piece of shit and you can live a life of misery in jail, forever.

It’s disappointing but not surprising that a lot of people I know in long term recovery are some of the most untrustworthy, passive aggressive, insecure individuals I have had the displeasure of knowing. The trash really took itself out this year.

Since my August sun run, it’s been nothing but bad beats and losing. At this rate i may not beat 2023’s total profit #poker

I will never tire of watching Saquon Barkley highlights (with the Eagles)

I wish I bought bitcoin in 2009 when it was $0.10 instead of paying $1 a milligram for M Box 30 roxies

Every single day I am thankfully that I don’t have any kids.

I hope I don’t get banned for blue sky-ing at Ted Cruz, telling him he’s a piece of shit.