nothingmattress
@nothingmattress323.bsky.social
they/them, autistic and soon to be working in the fields, cats, crafts. HMJ.
Mash up of all the times Clara got hit by a car when?
November 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Mash up of all the times Clara got hit by a car when?
Y'all ever spend a gorgeous fall day walking around a cemetery?
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Y'all ever spend a gorgeous fall day walking around a cemetery?
So I'm putting a chain on my whistle to be sure I'm wearing it whenever I leave the house and this is a sentence I have to write in 2025
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
So I'm putting a chain on my whistle to be sure I'm wearing it whenever I leave the house and this is a sentence I have to write in 2025
When the kitten is done playing with paper bags he chews them up
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When the kitten is done playing with paper bags he chews them up
Does anyone know which YouTube vod is the iconic 40 min dbd match?
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Does anyone know which YouTube vod is the iconic 40 min dbd match?
I haven't played acnh in 4 years, but I'm sitting here playing acnh watching Joe play dbd, is this the time warp
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I haven't played acnh in 4 years, but I'm sitting here playing acnh watching Joe play dbd, is this the time warp
Emergency update!! The cat I actually made the cat bed for is using the cat bed! He's used it like once before he must've heard me. Also he is the clifford of cats look at those paws
October 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Emergency update!! The cat I actually made the cat bed for is using the cat bed! He's used it like once before he must've heard me. Also he is the clifford of cats look at those paws
My black cat on the cat bed I crocheted for my other cat with her fuzzy next to her that she loudly hunts at 3am
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
My black cat on the cat bed I crocheted for my other cat with her fuzzy next to her that she loudly hunts at 3am
Joe's late I'm unsubscribing
September 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Joe's late I'm unsubscribing
I work at a pie shop and we sort dough for crusts as tops, bottoms, or rejects moreover the rejects become tops and we never have enough of them
September 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I work at a pie shop and we sort dough for crusts as tops, bottoms, or rejects moreover the rejects become tops and we never have enough of them
Where's froggo (where's waldo) (ha ha everybody laugh)
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Where's froggo (where's waldo) (ha ha everybody laugh)
Dear chat, manifest the worst vibes for the customer who came in and off our flyer wall stole the one for the queer clothing swap
August 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Dear chat, manifest the worst vibes for the customer who came in and off our flyer wall stole the one for the queer clothing swap
When I do embroidery, it needs to be slightly unnerving (doll's eye plant)
August 12, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When I do embroidery, it needs to be slightly unnerving (doll's eye plant)
Created a book barrier to keep our kitten off the top of our bookshelf, working flawlessly!
July 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Created a book barrier to keep our kitten off the top of our bookshelf, working flawlessly!
Sending my therapist a cancellation email that includes four question marks and three exclamation points just so she knows I'm okay
July 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Sending my therapist a cancellation email that includes four question marks and three exclamation points just so she knows I'm okay
Successful nature hike! Learned that spittle bugs exist and found a miniature jaw bone! Look at the lil teef!!!
July 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Successful nature hike! Learned that spittle bugs exist and found a miniature jaw bone! Look at the lil teef!!!
Feel like this puts me in the shadowl0rd corner and I just don't know about that...
July 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Feel like this puts me in the shadowl0rd corner and I just don't know about that...
What better place to rest your head than a... plant....
May 11, 2025 at 12:42 AM
What better place to rest your head than a... plant....
Chat, who is she. What's her secret.
May 3, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Chat, who is she. What's her secret.
Me and my aunt realized it's my mom's bday tomorrow so we are giving her a tie dye shirt with alphabet pasta wrapped inside it, I think it's perfect, we're drinking wine
April 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Me and my aunt realized it's my mom's bday tomorrow so we are giving her a tie dye shirt with alphabet pasta wrapped inside it, I think it's perfect, we're drinking wine
Not to brag, but I have snow and a dog rn
April 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Not to brag, but I have snow and a dog rn
This is why kittens can get away with murdering your entire family.
April 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is why kittens can get away with murdering your entire family.
To the mf who donated yarn to goodwill but taped it in the middle, I just have some questions.
April 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
To the mf who donated yarn to goodwill but taped it in the middle, I just have some questions.
*aggressively ignoring the outside world* Look how cute my cats are haha what coup
February 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
*aggressively ignoring the outside world* Look how cute my cats are haha what coup
This is my baby boy Salem, who after a prolonged illness has passed away. He was the sweetest of gentlemen and very attached to me. His favorite thing was to make me sit next to him while he held my hand as we stared into each other's eyes. Also, he liked to eat cobwebs, which is super weird.
February 2, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This is my baby boy Salem, who after a prolonged illness has passed away. He was the sweetest of gentlemen and very attached to me. His favorite thing was to make me sit next to him while he held my hand as we stared into each other's eyes. Also, he liked to eat cobwebs, which is super weird.