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Experience the future of Cicely Alaska as Android C.A.R.K. 5000 and A.I. Kim broadcast 500 years from the future of the Last Frontier on KBHR570.com, 8pm Central the first Saturday of each month. Listener supported radio for the fans of Northern Exposure.
Greetings Cicelians of 2025!

We're still broadcasting 500 years from the future of the last frontier, because time travel beats therapy!

Join Android C.A.R.K 5000 & A.I. Kim this Sat 9/6 at 8pm CT. on KBHR570.com for our Trip Hop themed broadcast!

**End Transmission**
September 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
April 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Greetings from 500 years in the future of the last frontier!
Due to Morty the Mutant Moose's attack during A.I. Kim's solo broadcast, we're unable to bring you a new show. So to make up for it, we're going to rebroadcast one of our favorite shows, "Aliens".

This Saturday, 5/3/25, 8pm Central.
April 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
With help from Capra Medical Nureal Link Tech., Minnfield Corp., and our good Dr. Jonah Fleischmen XX, Android C.A.R.K. 5000 will be getting a head replacement/upgrade!

While he's under the wrench, A.I. Kim will host solo with her special playlist, 'Love, Mercy and Tears In The Sky'
April 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Meet Dr. Jonah Fleishman XX. He botched a neural implant surgery, was sued, & forced to work for Minnifield Corp. Struggling as a "doctor, not an engineer," Jonah secretly rebels against the corporation by modifying mining bots, giving them autonomy, hoping to escape his lonely, trapped existence.
March 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Thanks for tuning into our 'Double Trouble' show! With help from Capra Medical Nureal Link Tech. & our good Dr. Jonah Flieschmen XX, Android CARK 5000 will be getting a head replacement! AI Kim will be hosting solo with her special playlist, 'Love, Mercy & Tears In The Sky,' Sat. 4/5/25, 8 PM CST!
March 6, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Meet Zara Miller, owner of “Ruth Ann’s Antique Electronics & Crypto Investments”. She restores vintage electronics, turning them into art or donating them. Zara’s shop is a nostalgic sanctuary, bridging the analog past with the digital future & remaining a beacon of history amidst an evolving Cicely
March 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Greeting Bluesky Ciciliens! Join android C.A.R.K. 5000 and AI Kim, as we broadcast 500 years from the future of the last frontier on KBHR570.com.

The theme will be "Double Trouble", tomorrow night, 3/1/25 8pm Central!

*End Transmission*
February 28, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Our Cicely power grid has been sketchy with all the random ice storms, fire tornadoes & Morty's shenanigans, but we should have enough saved energy to fire up the Lorentzian Wormhole Generator, Saturday 3/1/25 @ 8pm CT. A I. Kim & I will be broadcasting our theme "Double Trouble". Stay tuned.
February 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Meet Morty the Mutant Moose. Roaming the streets of Cicely after dawn in search of Cobalt and Copper. Devouring electronics, wires, and conduit to quench his metallic hunger which occasionally wreaks havoc on Cicely's electrical grid.
February 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Bon Hiver from Cicely Alaska, 500 years from the future of the last FROZEN frontier! We're literally on ice here in the studio.
Stay Frosty Cicelians!

#northernexposure
February 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Looking for classic jail broke Cyberwear that can't be traced by Minnfield Corp.? Speak to Zara Miller, owner & operator of Ruth Ann's Antique Electronics and Crypto Trading. She has a wide selection to keep you hidden both on and off the grid deeper than Bigfoot and or our very own legend Chef Adam
February 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Meet Savannah Vincour, descendant of Holling & Shelly, her parents were killed in a bear attack when she was 14. Savannah was severely injured & with her new cybernetic arms, she vowed revenge on JES-E, the cybernetic bear. Raised by locals, she learned survival skills & embraced her Cicely heritage
February 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Thanks to everyone who tuned in for our 2524 episode! We hope you enjoyed this little journey into the future of Cicely Alaska, had fun and learned a few things.

See you all again March 1st, 2025.

**End Transmission**
February 3, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Join CARK 5000 & A.I. Kim, tomorrow night, February 1st, 8pm Central on KBHR570.com for a broadcast of 2524's top hits! We're defying the Temporal Paradox because what's a Cicelian Cyberpunk World without breaking some rules? Billy Idol has a special intro for all Cicelians in 2025!
January 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Newly released video footage, courtesy of Semanski Security Drones, indicates that Morty the Mutant Moose's unrelenting craving for cobalt and copper continues to wreak havoc on our grid here in Cicely Alaska.
January 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Meet Oriana O'Connell. 20th-gen heiress of space couriers & quantum engineers, living in a small condo above Ruth Ann's Antique Electronics & Crypto Trading. Her husband died in a freak liquid nitrogen accident so she wears his essence around her neck hoping to revive him with quantum science.
January 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Join us 2-1-25, 8pm CT for 2524's top songs! We're not supposed to divulge the future but Minnifield Corp. is distracted so we're sneaking this one in! Don't miss Billy Idol's special message intro! You guys probably aren't ready for it yet, but your great, great (x16) grandkids are gonna love it!
January 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM