i just found out there's a little knife that came with the butcher vanity plush that i didn't notice until now, nor did i notice the velcro on her hand so she can hold said knife

this is a great day

"they released the files!!"

said files:

as someone chronically addicted to sea of thieves, i gotta say, why the hell these guys got pirate estrogen? i want pirate estrogen dammit! give me that shit! playin this damn game since 2018 when they gonna put this shit in REAL life? HUH?!? TELL ME!!

this post is about amphibia btw, i don't know how but i'm starting to think marcy started some strange butterfly effect bullshit that lead to the "i wanna be a girl" thing

also i like totally accidentally stole the character's name lol

i am going to cover it in milk and slam it against walls

fortnite sucks until i'm good at it and then i love fortnite so so much

making me choose between the cute pumpkin cat girl skin and jason voorhees is genuinely evil, i hate you epic games

i watched the hit movie ouija shark with a friend last night to start off my october

it was incredible, best movie i've ever seen

MYSTIC SHIELD!!!

i just cut my fuckin hand on accident, and honestly i think this shit ain't that bad y'all need to grow up

/J/J/J/J/J!!!
JOKE
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