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I'm tired of this grandpa
The bumble logo The hinge logo The tinder logo
December 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
What's their celebrity couple name?
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
The US Government using AI to create this cross-eyed and coked out eagle with a weird skinny and blunt beak feels emblematic of something.
A screenshot of a tweet posted by the official White House account. The caption reads "WOKE = BROKE" and is accompanied by another screenshot of a Truth Social post by Trump about museums being too woke until now. This screenshot is superimposed over an AI generated image of an eagle standing on a tombstone that says "woke" A closer look at the AI generated eagle's face. It has large pupils, crossed eyes, a blunt beak that is too small for an eagle. Also the feathers are weird on the head and the whole thing just looks bad. Yuck.
August 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
Bread Bowl Bread Plate
A bread bowl A pizza, or as some may describe it: a bread plate.
August 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
A food account I follow on Instagram made a based post and unfortunately this reply is the funniest thing I've read all day
Top: an Instagram reel posted by @PhillyFoodLadies and @NYCFoodLadies. The image is a line of flags carried by uniformed color guard at a July 4th Fireworks display. The text attached to the reel says "this is America. nyc spent over 6 million dollars tonight to glorify "freedom" while america is busy building alligator alcatraz, gutting medicare, cutting SNAP, and giving 100 billion to ICE" Bottom: replies to the above mentioned reel, the circled response reading "The pronouns are lining up in support 😆 Next salad is she/her, burger he/him, cheesecake they/them"
July 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
I love it when a living room has a cuck chair for the TV
June 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
Who is winning in a fight? 100 gorillas or a coughing toddler?
Angry looking gorilla Toddler coughing. They are not covering their mouth
April 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
What my caveman roommate with seasonal depression says when I ask how he feels about the weather getting nicer
March 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
Just poked my eye on this pointy-ass plant :(
March 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
This dude at the bar took FOREVER to order 🙄
Dog on hind legs at checkout area of a dog bar Dog on hind legs at checkout area of a dog bar looking over his shoulder back at the camera
February 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
notfromjupiter.bsky.social
They should add The Leader to Marvel Rivals so I can finally hit a fucking headshot
February 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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LinkedIn is a bad app. How you can pair these words with these images is deranged.
A LinkedIn post featuring images of Elon Musk performing a Nazi salute at the 2025 Inauguration accompanied by the following text: "It is amazing to see the outpouring of crocodile tears for Jews after Elon Musk flailed his arms yesterday in a "N*zi salute". The only problem with those crying is that we have seen your actions this past year during our darkest time, and we saw Elon Musk's actions this past year as well. While you were blocking arms shipments to Israel (yes, you, Chris Van Hollan and Ben Cardin), Elon Musk was visiting Israel and meeting with victims of October 7. While you were embracing anti-Jewish hate groups on campus, crying when the Iron Dome was funded, and calling lsrael genocidal (yes, you, AOC), Elon Musk was visiting Auschwitz. While you were blocking the Antisemitism Awareness bill in Congress (yes, you, Nadler, and Schumer), Elon was wearing a Hostage Release Dog Tag and calling for the unconditional release of Israeli hostages. The funny thing about hard times is that you get to see who your true friends are and who abuses the "Jewish Cause" for their own political gain. When look at Elon Musk's actions, I see a true friend of the Jews."
January 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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This is what Congress has been trying to ban btw
January 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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I just KNOW Luigi would have loved this
December 13, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Articles will be like "Doctor's hate this man and this revolutionary diet!"

And then this is the man:
January 7, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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Just got on three phone calls in a row
October 2, 2023 at 5:17 PM