Having a mesh fabric instead of that fake leather which flakes is such a flex!!

Like if we kill all the bees in the world that in itself is the tragedy. No need to go “oh no but how will we grow crops 😩😩” should have thought about that before you shat your own bed

And yet the British people buy buy buy

I’d love to, but your website won’t let me!

When you stop using X then open it back up after a while, you realize how obviously it’s designed to elevate vicious jerks who share Musk and Trump’s cruelest, dumbest beliefs. Harder to see when you’re addicted to it; blazingly apparent from the outside looking in.

Journalists: It’s bad for you!

It’s a great political strategy tbf! Make young people lose interest in working, then blame them for being lazy to get political points with the naive and ignorant.

That would make a lot of sense if you prioritise consistency, but many people will revolt as the icon is a symbol of the Mac

The facebook button was its only sin

Meanwhile NHS healthcare assistants are on minimum wage and somehow survive on £25,500 🫩

I have always suspected this has to do with their earpiece not working, maybe because UK residents are exposed to more rain? I don’t know, that’s my best theory.

It feels like they should just make the wake phrase “Hey Gemini” or just “Gemini”

Jim needs to use their cars’ infotainment system before speaking lol