“[…]NOT flat.“
@notflat.bsky.social
My name is Em.
it/she
“former twink”
When I was a baby I destroyed my cot with my bare hands and I still ended up the weakest person I know.
it/she
“former twink”
When I was a baby I destroyed my cot with my bare hands and I still ended up the weakest person I know.
i thought you were referring to the height of ours, yeah i think that is called a german style toilet in contrast to a french style one
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
i thought you were referring to the height of ours, yeah i think that is called a german style toilet in contrast to a french style one
give me some credit, i became slightly less obnoxious
January 23, 2026 at 12:52 PM
give me some credit, i became slightly less obnoxious
that might just be our toilet
January 21, 2026 at 6:12 PM
that might just be our toilet
and the only photos i managed to take are the most ridiculously blurry pictures in existence
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
and the only photos i managed to take are the most ridiculously blurry pictures in existence
maybe i actually am bisexual
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
maybe i actually am bisexual
maybe i just see the woman they can be
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
maybe i just see the woman they can be
heck, maybe i’ll organise the good one myself next year
January 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
heck, maybe i’ll organise the good one myself next year
what does your tattoo mean: be aware that i will only accept high quality copper
December 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
what does your tattoo mean: be aware that i will only accept high quality copper
hey, i will be able to annoy you about it next week
December 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
hey, i will be able to annoy you about it next week
i am not normal, i am working on not being severely dehydrated
December 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i am not normal, i am working on not being severely dehydrated