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I'm so glad I blanked DM prices, well apart from the prices for individual pieces of candy at the ma and pop shop outside my primary school ...
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm so glad I blanked DM prices, well apart from the prices for individual pieces of candy at the ma and pop shop outside my primary school ...
The probably is doing so much heavy lifting here your voice would crack under the strain if you tried to say that out loud.
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November 21, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The probably is doing so much heavy lifting here your voice would crack under the strain if you tried to say that out loud.
*remembers your cable work*
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
*remembers your cable work*
Honestly I gotta respect the way our boomer parents can just casually drop line like "Oh you member that congenital heart defect of mine?!!".
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November 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Honestly I gotta respect the way our boomer parents can just casually drop line like "Oh you member that congenital heart defect of mine?!!".
You can just make those yourself!! Or buy them on e-bay for a few bucks and go full on North Korean fieldmarshal.
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You can just make those yourself!! Or buy them on e-bay for a few bucks and go full on North Korean fieldmarshal.
You never punch people in your sleep?! Its why my nightstand is placed at arms length.
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You never punch people in your sleep?! Its why my nightstand is placed at arms length.
I'd be with you if the system was more permeable in general and flexible, but in general yes grouping based on ability/needs benefits kids.
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I'd be with you if the system was more permeable in general and flexible, but in general yes grouping based on ability/needs benefits kids.
Imagine if it actually worked like that!! Cubicles filled with adrenaline junkies, navy seals casually exchanging warcrime stories at the water cooler?!
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November 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Imagine if it actually worked like that!! Cubicles filled with adrenaline junkies, navy seals casually exchanging warcrime stories at the water cooler?!
Did you just diss yourself for not having a negative thought?!
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November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Did you just diss yourself for not having a negative thought?!
I admit I might have zeitwended a bit too hard here
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November 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I admit I might have zeitwended a bit too hard here
Valid
Still Virginia fuzzy rat supremacy in this house!
Still Virginia fuzzy rat supremacy in this house!
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November 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Valid
Still Virginia fuzzy rat supremacy in this house!
Still Virginia fuzzy rat supremacy in this house!
Yeah I can see that
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November 16, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Yeah I can see that
Yeah no I'm not gonna watch this you need to change your diet!
*throws bucket of nails through window*
*throws bucket of nails through window*
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Yeah no I'm not gonna watch this you need to change your diet!
*throws bucket of nails through window*
*throws bucket of nails through window*
Hand you a basket and shroom knife and you'll double the BW stockpile of lethal material in an afternoon.
November 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hand you a basket and shroom knife and you'll double the BW stockpile of lethal material in an afternoon.
Finally the face reveal ...
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Finally the face reveal ...
Hm shit, anyway Serotonin Bombe in 3...2...1...
www.youtube.com/shorts/t9maW...
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Mars Attacks Mars Attacks. Such a dirty hippo. #mars #babyhippo #pygmyhippo #kansas
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November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Hm shit, anyway Serotonin Bombe in 3...2...1...
www.youtube.com/shorts/t9maW...
www.youtube.com/shorts/t9maW...
Ach du Scheisse das war das Dingens mit der Schulleitung, wo es erst Überwindung brauchte um sowieso ja zusagen?!
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November 14, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Ach du Scheisse das war das Dingens mit der Schulleitung, wo es erst Überwindung brauchte um sowieso ja zusagen?!
I never learn my lesson, I just assumed you'd at least keep them in the hospital while you are trying to track down the only Dr on the planet capable of performing that surgery.
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November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I never learn my lesson, I just assumed you'd at least keep them in the hospital while you are trying to track down the only Dr on the planet capable of performing that surgery.
And somehow it still beats twitters algorithm that just plasters you with literal Nazi drivel. I think the best experience algorithm wise for me right know is You Tube of all fucking places.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And somehow it still beats twitters algorithm that just plasters you with literal Nazi drivel. I think the best experience algorithm wise for me right know is You Tube of all fucking places.
Bet it was fine ...
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November 13, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Bet it was fine ...
Yeah no I get it, me allegedly a grown ass human is also sitting here goin
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November 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Yeah no I get it, me allegedly a grown ass human is also sitting here goin
I'm guilty of low key loving fog and by low key I mean "damn this shit is prolly going too kill some people I should lower the smile a bit I guess."
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November 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I'm guilty of low key loving fog and by low key I mean "damn this shit is prolly going too kill some people I should lower the smile a bit I guess."
Yeah my morning been fun too. Had tons of tipsy turvy dreams wake up drenched, straighten out hair, find massive gob of snot in said hair. My shower:
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November 12, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Yeah my morning been fun too. Had tons of tipsy turvy dreams wake up drenched, straighten out hair, find massive gob of snot in said hair. My shower:
"Grown ups do weird things" is the bar to clear and yet somehow ...
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November 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Grown ups do weird things" is the bar to clear and yet somehow ...