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sisyphus
@notensouled.bsky.social
im nonexistent tbh im not real

https://notensouled.straw.page
To The Parasite In My Head That Keeps Getting Mad On My Behalf: Stop. I have enough anger to cover us Both and More.
December 15, 2025 at 9:56 AM
rated Stories of a Life Worth Remembering: A Memoir 1/5 stars ★☆☆☆☆

"ts is so ass bro ☠️🥀⛓️"
December 15, 2025 at 9:55 AM
speaking from experience, it's generally not considered "socially acceptable" to commit ego death in front of your friends. :/
December 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
[after purposefully provoking My Little Pony characters and making them mad at me] Well well well if it isn't the Cutie Mark Crusaders
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
soyearl: It's So Over, Isn't It...?
December 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
feeling like a Lobotimized Rhinoceros
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
NO, YOU DONT UNDERSTAND! THE LABUBU PENILE IMPLANT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO MY CISGENDER HETEROSEXUAL GENDER AFFIRMING CARE
December 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
feeling like an Emaciated Goomba
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
sorry for smelling like smegma feet sweat and decaying corpses. its just the line of work im in.
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
if there's one thing about Me, it's that i'm here for a Short time, not a Long time . Bottoms Up , brother
December 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
goodness gracious me how spacious
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
this is my new Garten of Banban character named Freaky Tweaky. he goes crazy and kills everyone
December 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
i'm a! #a
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
help meeeee helpppp
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i'm a Cautionary Tale! #cautionarytale #cautionary #tale
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i'm a Cautionary Tale!
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
turning on All my alarms. Fuck Everything .
December 9, 2025 at 5:19 PM
i'm a comedy Genius.
December 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
im the type of guy to never die
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
quirked up labubu chungus
November 30, 2025 at 7:39 AM
balding chungus! ☹️
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
my brainrotted chud son just showed me an ai generated instagram reel on his gaming pc. i broke it and killed him. #RestInPiss #suckstosuck
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
mewwww!!!! mewwww!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
daily Affirmations:

- my stuffed animals can breathe in plastic bags and bins.
- i am all-powerful
- i am all-knowing
- i don't experience suicidal or homicidal ideation.
- i am the gold standard
- spiders won't lay eggs in my orifices while i sleep.
- i am ensouled
- i am alive
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 AM
child: thats before i was born!!!!! 😄😄😄
me: woah thats crazy , you shouldve considered being born earlier. the 2020s are Yearslop .
November 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM