I’m ready for this Monday-like month to be OVER

January has been TOO LONG

All of the normal, routine bills should be ❌CANCELLED❌ during the month of December

Who says you can’t have the time of your life and skate drunk, on a Thursday night???

(I’m going to regret this at work tomorrow)

Being able to enjoy this song unironically because it’s actually Christmastime>>>>

My nephew!!! 😭 He’s absolutely precious.

Accidentally called my mom “girl” while on the phone with her, and she hung up on me 😭

Sorry miss ma’am

LGBTQ+ people trying to stay safe throughout the Trump regime

The Gay // His Pop Diva

(I believe she’ll make a comeback someday, but until then I’m in Spain without the ‘S’)

I hate that I’ve turned into a water snob…

Because why can’t I drink water unless it has a 9.5+pH level, minerals, electrolytes, and antioxidants???

BUT it CANNOT be bottled either. 😭

However, it’s still my favorite drink.

Make that make sense. 💀

I’m sorry to open up this conversation again, but…

✨Toilet paper goes over…

…because under is crazy…✨

We all agree on this, right?

Why are squeaky shopping carts SO embarrassing???

I didn’t make the cart! Why do I feel so ashamed about it???

TIRED 😭

I desperately need somebody else to watch this first and tell me if it’s any good 😭

Because what do you mean there’s a new holiday movie starring Mean Girls’ very own Gretchen Wieners and Ted Mullens of Schitt’s Creek???

However, I’m not re-subscribing to Netflix unless I have to 💀

#HotFrosty

Can’t we all just take next week off?

Whatever happened to Thanksgiving break???

How are the holidays already here again?!

This year has FLOWN by

The vibes on this app are just immaculate. 🥹

Let’s be friends!!! Hit me up!

#Bluesky #Blacksky #Blackgaysky #Gaysky