I guarantee your grandpa doesn't rock as hard as Rat Scabies still does.

Look, I'm not the oldest person here!

The right hand of evil is almost done

This is me, literally walling myself off from the world. I should probably cut the doorway out before I hang the next piece

I stopped for drinks on my drive home. I made her print me a receipt because that's total is hilarious on Christmas

But I absolutely demand kitty photos.