i mean it's almost exactly the same? just with a jackie chan bit in the middle...

i mean... compare this to a paragraph from the wikipedia article (screenshot in next post)

matt murdock: my “i’m not daredevil” shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

a $100 million movie casting their lead actress the day before shooting begins? this is what's wrong with hollywood

she told me i was the only one 😢 now i find out HMRC was texting a side piece?