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chrissi
@notchrissi.bsky.social
certified dumb bitch™️
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an update on my love life: brb gonna go play in traffic lmao
April 29, 2025 at 7:40 AM
ahhhh, i love when the universe has my back 🥳🥳
February 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Gm
January 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Okay but maybe I’ll test my thirst traps on here first
December 10, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Shits definitely serious if they block you on everything including TikTok 😬
December 10, 2024 at 7:38 PM
my dream is to be posted by @sapphicsof.bsky.social 🥺💁🏻‍♀️
December 9, 2024 at 11:48 PM
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i will always tear up and smile when i see lesbians being in love in public, hell yea dykes :,) <3
December 9, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Thinking about making a thirst trap ig lmao
December 9, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Is there any way I can opt out the intense heartache that comes with being gay bc I WANT TO OPT OUT OF THAT PART
December 7, 2024 at 2:44 PM
MY DATE IS TODAY ITS TIME TEAM
i have to be a special kind of fucked up bc i just matched w a girl on tinder who has a pic of her dressed up like ghostface from halloween w fake blüd on her face and mask off licking the fucking 🔪 and my ass is over here like 🥵🥵🤤
November 30, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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Sound advice.
November 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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*2 Women simply existing within 10ft of each other*

Me: I hope they kiss
November 25, 2024 at 2:03 PM
i have to be a special kind of fucked up bc i just matched w a girl on tinder who has a pic of her dressed up like ghostface from halloween w fake blüd on her face and mask off licking the fucking 🔪 and my ass is over here like 🥵🥵🤤
November 26, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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according to web md, i am back on my bullshit.
November 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
i am not meant for the streets, i am meant to be a ✨wife✨

i hate it here.
November 23, 2024 at 4:36 PM
ms rachel: “this is a ✨sleigh✨

my gay ass brain: “this is a ✨slaaayyy💁🏻‍♀️✨
November 23, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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horror movies that rely on building layers of the plot rather than relying on jump scares >>>>
November 21, 2024 at 7:36 PM
thank godddd i have a void to scream into again lmao
November 23, 2024 at 12:13 AM