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Bill Sandweg
@notbillsandweg.bsky.social
I own a classic Cadillac Convertible and a 🏳️‍🌈friendly Coffeehouse.

37 years in the Restaurant Industry will teach you a thing or two…

#CenPho & AZ all the way…99% of photos are my own.
Did they close all the backdoors that BigBalls and his cronies left?

No? Not sure?
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November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
37 years in restaurants, I know how to deep fry, but also,

ADHD me is softly saying “just close the oven door, and the fire will go out. Just close the oven door and the fire will go out…”
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November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Let’s not sell the name of “George Bluth…”
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November 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I think everybody’s gonna come back after Thanksgiving and start taking their profits. End the year on a high note, instead of uncertainty.

The market’s gonna continue a gradual slide into the new year…
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
So say we all!
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I mean, you’re not wrong…
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November 22, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Runner wins all ties.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Top of the bubble, eh?

This week has been all about people closing out their positions and taking their earnings.
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November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Damn. I only got to use my “new flag” meme 2x…
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Fucking Putin.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
New Coast Guard flag just dropped…
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My impression is that CTR (cash transaction reports: all transactions over $10,000) are basically sent to a filing cabinet somewhere and never followed up on.

But that ALL SAR’s are followed up on…
November 20, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Sorry, I didn’t see anything…”
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Elon is a moron. “Probably first up against the wall when the revolution comes…”
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Unfortunately, Encyclopedia Galactica is a reference to “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.”

But Elon is such a dipshit that he doesn’t realize that the Encyclopedia Galactica was inferior.

Thank God.
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The Atomic Museum is an amazing museum and well worth the visit.

I can’t vouch for any of their special/touring exhibits. The one I saw was decidedly amateurish…
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I lost my rats tooth from last year‘s poker tournament. Can I get a replacement?
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Yeah. There’s a Lowe’s across the street from the nearest Home Depot. I just hit them instead.

A bit cleaner, too.
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
“What did I tell you, the first time you were in my office?”
November 18, 2025 at 4:31 PM