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Lexi
@notbasedbimbo.bsky.social
jealous bc someone bought the 213 year old $22,000 first edition book that i wanted
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
my dad asked how does it feel to be 24 and i just broke down crying because 23 was so bad. i have the lore of a one piece character or a pro basketball player
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
woke up to a missed FaceTime from my homeboy and him leaving me a video message singing me happy birthday i literally started crying. i love my friends bruh
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
i’m either unemployed or have like 3+ jobs literally no in between. never broke though
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
getting happy birthday texts and my birthday is on tuesday... my birthday is like the easiest birthday to remember it’s literally exactly a month before Christmas so if you get it wrong it feels like it’s on purpose 😭
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
i want someone to look at me the way trump looks at big Z
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
i found the cutest girl english spot omggg. manifesting my baddie with a bunny era
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
getting my appetite back is probably my biggest W of the year. 42 days left in Q4 let’s see what else i can do
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 AM
getting a period 2 weeks after my last one STARTED(not ended) and having spotting the entire time in between when i used to only get 0-4 periods a year is like my IUD is genuinely trying to rage bait me. i don’t even get cracked consistently enough to be going through this bullshit bruh
November 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
felt so good after my workout today omg. ANDDD i finally got up to 121 pounds 😭🙏🏽 i was underweight for the majority of the year so it feels so good to be over 120 again
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
pot of arroz con gandules hate to see me coming next week
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
mariah the scientist is pregnant??? lord deliver that beautiful talented idiot from evil 😭
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
chat should i get wingstop or taco bell?
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
fiery lime is so good wtf
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i went to the gym with my brother today and then we got burgers and drank after so it lowkey defeats the purpose but it’s the thought that counts fr
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
my ex said that i would look sexy pregnant… 1. that sounds like a threat and 2. as long as i’m not married there shouldn’t be a single person on the planet even thinking of what i look like pregnant. i swear he just likes ragebaiting me because it was unprovoked and had nothing to do with the convo😭
November 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
if i had a dollar for every time someone asked me if i’m dominican just from looking at me … like omg not every black person is dominican 😭
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
i hate wearing my hair bone straight bc it gets oily af after less than a week. so grateful that i have curly hair like my dad and don’t have straight hair like my mom omg
November 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
i must be gaining weight bc why did someone on live say “wow for having a chubbier face she got gorgeous eyes” 😭😭
November 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
one of my mutuals with a gf unfollowed me and like cool whatever but we’ve been mutuals for the longest and i’ve liked multiple videos that their gf is in and just now i liked another one and they unfollowed me so it was just lowkey random
November 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
thinking abt when i was a serial ysl black opium wearer but people either loved how it smelled or hated it 😭
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
surprisingly my ends weren’t even bad and i only needed a little trimmed off
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
when i basically got kicked out but it’s halloween and the dispensary had a buy one disposable get one free sale so i lowkey don’t give af. anyways pineapple sativa for the win
November 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
need my abs to forgive me for drinking hella sake and tequila this week
October 31, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Don't Wake Me Up
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October 31, 2025 at 4:41 AM