Wisp Orts Resort
@notawisp.bsky.social
Former pro youtuber
Born to play MMOs and card games, forced to do marketing
Everything I post should be taken with a grain of salt, pepper, oregano, grill on medium-high heat for 8 minutes, then deglaze pan with white wine before serving.
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Born to play MMOs and card games, forced to do marketing
Everything I post should be taken with a grain of salt, pepper, oregano, grill on medium-high heat for 8 minutes, then deglaze pan with white wine before serving.
🇫🇷/🇬🇧/🦭
You know, I wouldn’t have expected the shorthand “Xmas” to have been around back then. Wonder what its origins are.
December 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You know, I wouldn’t have expected the shorthand “Xmas” to have been around back then. Wonder what its origins are.
I played a hidden role pirate game whose name eludes me with my family this summer, and it had a card that was functionally Brainstorm. I refused to call it anything but Brainstorm.
December 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I played a hidden role pirate game whose name eludes me with my family this summer, and it had a card that was functionally Brainstorm. I refused to call it anything but Brainstorm.
is that guy doing the fucking 6-7
December 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
is that guy doing the fucking 6-7
same here, it's got to be intentional!
December 17, 2025 at 6:04 PM
same here, it's got to be intentional!
There's mtg games that are unwinnable, whether it's because of mana screw, counterspells, removal or what have you. Oops is just a lot more "in your face" about it.
Once you lose to it once, you'll know it exists, and know to keep a counter for dread return, or Endurance to evoke or whatever!
Once you lose to it once, you'll know it exists, and know to keep a counter for dread return, or Endurance to evoke or whatever!
December 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There's mtg games that are unwinnable, whether it's because of mana screw, counterspells, removal or what have you. Oops is just a lot more "in your face" about it.
Once you lose to it once, you'll know it exists, and know to keep a counter for dread return, or Endurance to evoke or whatever!
Once you lose to it once, you'll know it exists, and know to keep a counter for dread return, or Endurance to evoke or whatever!
before that game came out i was telling friends "i'm gonna pirate it and donate the price tag to the trevor project" and when it did come out it looked so ass i didn't even bother with the pirating part
December 16, 2025 at 2:45 PM
before that game came out i was telling friends "i'm gonna pirate it and donate the price tag to the trevor project" and when it did come out it looked so ass i didn't even bother with the pirating part
wdym woops is great
December 13, 2025 at 2:42 AM
wdym woops is great
Don’t the ears jab you in the face when you drink then
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Don’t the ears jab you in the face when you drink then
How do you drink from it
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
How do you drink from it
This is more my flavour of spreading fire 😎
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is more my flavour of spreading fire 😎
🗣️ OUR GIFT OF THE ARCANE ENLIGHTENS US
November 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
🗣️ OUR GIFT OF THE ARCANE ENLIGHTENS US
I was initially for this change, but the more I think about it the less I like it. Beseech the queen outside of black feels fundamentally wrong, and this feels one step away from allowing phyrexian mana pips of any colour in any deck
October 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I was initially for this change, but the more I think about it the less I like it. Beseech the queen outside of black feels fundamentally wrong, and this feels one step away from allowing phyrexian mana pips of any colour in any deck
you hardly spam, and your content is good, please keep posting
October 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
you hardly spam, and your content is good, please keep posting
really wish he managed to pull his party's collective head out of their ass regarding the nuclear question but it's better than nowt
October 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
really wish he managed to pull his party's collective head out of their ass regarding the nuclear question but it's better than nowt
I'm not too far from Blackburn, need to go check on the game
September 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I'm not too far from Blackburn, need to go check on the game
You are not the same person as you were then, neither is he, and it is not the same river
September 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
You are not the same person as you were then, neither is he, and it is not the same river
Filled it in. Some questions seem like they'd have much more straightforward answers than others, curious how it'll pan out!
September 17, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Filled it in. Some questions seem like they'd have much more straightforward answers than others, curious how it'll pan out!
how dare they print this on unexpected jackpot instead of big jackpot
September 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
how dare they print this on unexpected jackpot instead of big jackpot
It's a conversation starter!
Just don't bring up the fact that you don't have any money to pay him for coming out
Just don't bring up the fact that you don't have any money to pay him for coming out
September 10, 2025 at 10:24 AM
It's a conversation starter!
Just don't bring up the fact that you don't have any money to pay him for coming out
Just don't bring up the fact that you don't have any money to pay him for coming out