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Tesla's 2025 Holiday Update 🎅🏻🎄
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December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Tesla's 2025 Holiday Update 🎅🏻🎄
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Tesla Announces 2025 Holiday Update: Grok Commands, New Santa Mode, Dashcam FSD Overlay, But Lacks CarPlay
Tesla Announces 2025 Holiday Update: Grok Commands, New Santa Mode, Dashcam FSD Overlay, But Lacks CarPlay
Tesla's 2025 Holiday Update brings Grok navigation commands, wireless charging toggles, 3D Supercharger maps, and a new Photobooth app.… Read More
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December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Tesla Announces 2025 Holiday Update: Grok Commands, New Santa Mode, Dashcam FSD Overlay, But Lacks CarPlay
Tesla Santa Mode Easter Egg: How to Activate It and Everything It Does
Tesla Santa Mode Easter Egg: How to Activate It and Everything It Does
One of Tesla's best easter eggs has to be Santa Mode. It provides various visualizations and sounds to get you into the holiday spirit.… Read More
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December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Tesla Santa Mode Easter Egg: How to Activate It and Everything It Does
Tesla Introduces Early Eyes-Off Feature; Allows to Text and Drive
Tesla Introduces Early Eyes-Off Feature; Allows to Text and Drive
Elon Musk confirms FSD V14.2.1 allows texting in traffic, but without Level 3 certification, drivers face a massive liability risk.… Read More
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December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Tesla Introduces Early Eyes-Off Feature; Allows to Text and Drive
Tesla Launches Official Cybertruck CCS Adapter, but Only in Korea
Tesla Launches Official Cybertruck CCS Adapter, but Only in Korea
Tesla releases an official Cybertruck CCS adapter in Korea with 1000V support and a fix for the fender trim issue. US availability remains unconfirmed.… Read More
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December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Tesla Launches Official Cybertruck CCS Adapter, but Only in Korea
Tesla Announces New 'Autonomy Visualized' Event in Miami This Week
Tesla Announces New 'Autonomy Visualized' Event in Miami This Week
Tesla announces The Future of Autonomy Visualized exhibition during Miami Art Week.… Read More
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December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Tesla Announces New 'Autonomy Visualized' Event in Miami This Week
Tesla May Be Upgrading FSD Cameras Soon
Tesla May Be Upgrading FSD Cameras Soon
Firmware code reveals a new IMX00N camera sensor for Tesla vehicles. We analyze the potential shift to Global Shutter and custom Sony hardware.… Read More
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December 4, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Tesla May Be Upgrading FSD Cameras Soon
Tesla’s Wireless Phone Chargers: A Hardware and Software Wishlist
Tesla’s Wireless Phone Chargers: A Hardware and Software Wishlist
Tesla’s wireless chargers are notorious for overheating phones. We analyze the problem, the China-market fix (Model Y L), and the software updates we need now… Read More
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December 4, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Tesla’s Wireless Phone Chargers: A Hardware and Software Wishlist
Tesla Simplifies Suspension Controls for 2026 Model S and Model X
Tesla Simplifies Suspension Controls for 2026 Model S and Model X
Tesla's refreshed Model S & X swap the detailed Suspension tab for a simple Dynamics menu. See what's changed, what's lost, and what it means for drivers.… Read More
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December 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tesla Simplifies Suspension Controls for 2026 Model S and Model X
The Story of Franz von Holzhausen and How He Came to Tesla
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December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The Story of Franz von Holzhausen and How He Came to Tesla
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Tesla's FSD Shadow Mode: What It Is and How It Improves FSD
Tesla's FSD Shadow Mode: What It Is and How It Improves FSD
Meet Tesla's FSD Shadow Mode, the silent data engine that runs in the background, comparing its decisions to the drivers to train and improve FSD.… Read More
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December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Tesla's FSD Shadow Mode: What It Is and How It Improves FSD
Not gonna lie, Tesla would make an absolutely beautiful bike. Love the way the lightbar looks on this one. Why Tesla won't build an electric motorcycle: https://www.notatesl...
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Not gonna lie, Tesla would make an absolutely beautiful bike. Love the way the lightbar looks on this one. Why Tesla won't build an electric motorcycle: https://www.notatesl...
Differences Spotted in Tesla’s FSD During European Ride-Alongs
Differences Spotted in Tesla’s FSD During European Ride-Alongs
Tesla begins FSD ride-alongs in Europe with V14.1.7. See the key regulatory changes, including Hands-Ready mode, strict speed limits, and new UI notifications.… Read More
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December 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Differences Spotted in Tesla’s FSD During European Ride-Alongs
Musk: Tesla Will Never Build an Electric Motorcycle, Maybe a Dirt Bike
Musk: Tesla Will Never Build an Electric Motorcycle, Maybe a Dirt Bike
Elon Musk definitively shuts down rumors of a Tesla motorcycle, citing a near-death experience and the impossibility of making road bikes safe.… Read More
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December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Musk: Tesla Will Never Build an Electric Motorcycle, Maybe a Dirt Bike
Owners are still asking about the HW3 upgrade. Tesla has been clear about the next steps.
FSD V14 lite is coming in ~4-7 months
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Hardware upgrade won't be available until FSD is solved
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FSD V14 lite is coming in ~4-7 months
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Hardware upgrade won't be available until FSD is solved
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Tesla to Bring FSD V14 'Lite' to Hardware 3 Vehicles: Features Expected, Timeline and Hardware Upgrade
Tesla discusses the next upgrade for hardware 3 vehicles, FSD V14 Lite. We take a look at what may be included and timelines for an upgrade.
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December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Owners are still asking about the HW3 upgrade. Tesla has been clear about the next steps.
FSD V14 lite is coming in ~4-7 months
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Hardware upgrade won't be available until FSD is solved
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FSD V14 lite is coming in ~4-7 months
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Hardware upgrade won't be available until FSD is solved
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It’s starting to feel like Christmas. Think you can make it snow?
Konami fans, you’ve been trained for this. ❄️👀
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Konami fans, you’ve been trained for this. ❄️👀
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December 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
It’s starting to feel like Christmas. Think you can make it snow?
Konami fans, you’ve been trained for this. ❄️👀
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Konami fans, you’ve been trained for this. ❄️👀
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The Essential Tesla Accident Guide: Information to Know Before It Happens
The Essential Tesla Accident Guide: Information to Know Before It Happens
A comprehensive safety guide for Tesla owners covering what to do in an accident, from using manual door releases to special scenarios like submersion.… Read More
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December 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The Essential Tesla Accident Guide: Information to Know Before It Happens
Tesla has added Hebrew language support in update 2025.44 for the Model S, Model X and Cybertruck. Release notes: https://www.notatesl...
December 2, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tesla has added Hebrew language support in update 2025.44 for the Model S, Model X and Cybertruck. Release notes: https://www.notatesl...
Over the past 5 years, Tesla released the holiday update on the following days. Do you think we'll find out what's included this week?
2024 - December 2nd
2023 - December 6th
2022 - December 13th
2021 - December 21st
2020 - November 25th
2024 - December 2nd
2023 - December 6th
2022 - December 13th
2021 - December 21st
2020 - November 25th
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Over the past 5 years, Tesla released the holiday update on the following days. Do you think we'll find out what's included this week?
2024 - December 2nd
2023 - December 6th
2022 - December 13th
2021 - December 21st
2020 - November 25th
2024 - December 2nd
2023 - December 6th
2022 - December 13th
2021 - December 21st
2020 - November 25th
Did you see all of our Tesla wish lists? Charging & FSD edition - https://www.notatesl...
Infotainment features - https://www.notatesl...
Tesla app features - https://www.notatesl...
Infotainment features - https://www.notatesl...
Tesla app features - https://www.notatesl...
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Did you see all of our Tesla wish lists? Charging & FSD edition - https://www.notatesl...
Infotainment features - https://www.notatesl...
Tesla app features - https://www.notatesl...
Infotainment features - https://www.notatesl...
Tesla app features - https://www.notatesl...
ICYMT: This is our best guess of features that may be included in Tesla's Holiday Update.
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December 1, 2025 at 9:01 PM
ICYMT: This is our best guess of features that may be included in Tesla's Holiday Update.
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Tesla's Robotic Moonshot: Optimus Gen 3
Tesla's Robotic Moonshot: Optimus Gen 3
Optimus Gen 3 debuts Q1 2026 with 22+ DOF hands, FSD AI, and 1M-unit ramp. Tesla's robotics moonshot starts in factories, scales to homes.… Read More
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December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Tesla's Robotic Moonshot: Optimus Gen 3
Tesla ECHO: Tesla's Customer Feedback Portal
Tesla ECHO: Tesla's Customer Feedback Portal
Tesla's ECHO feedback tool at ts.la/feedback lets owners report issues or suggestions with tickets and attachments—app integration coming soon.… Read More
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December 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Tesla ECHO: Tesla's Customer Feedback Portal
What do you think of Tesla's building an RV? Would you buy one, or use it over a Cybercab for robotaxi rides? https://www.notatesl...
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
What do you think of Tesla's building an RV? Would you buy one, or use it over a Cybercab for robotaxi rides? https://www.notatesl...
Tesla 2025 Holiday Update Wish List — Charging & FSD Edition
Tesla 2025 Holiday Update Wish List — Charging & FSD Edition
Tesla's holiday update is around the corner, we take a look at some of the charging and FSD features users want most.… Read More
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December 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Tesla 2025 Holiday Update Wish List — Charging & FSD Edition