Gary Heaton
@notarsedlike.bsky.social
I’m just me. Sorry.
I’m from Liverpool though so not all bad.
I’m from Liverpool though so not all bad.
Bad nipple him like ..
December 29, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Bad nipple him like ..
Not even that mate. Hopeless
December 29, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Not even that mate. Hopeless
As it’s Christmas I will accept your very generous offer.
December 24, 2024 at 2:08 PM
As it’s Christmas I will accept your very generous offer.
Serves 8 ?? Serves 1 person 8 times they mean
December 24, 2024 at 12:57 PM
Serves 8 ?? Serves 1 person 8 times they mean
We could all do that Craig.. without the vodka
December 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
We could all do that Craig.. without the vodka
That probably true.. but can you do tittie jobs after a bottle though ? 😂
December 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
That probably true.. but can you do tittie jobs after a bottle though ? 😂
Nah, they need a litre of vodka every day just to function.
December 22, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Nah, they need a litre of vodka every day just to function.
Yeah that’s a fair point.. what about the Polish then ? Probably do a better job but still reasonably priced .
December 22, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Yeah that’s a fair point.. what about the Polish then ? Probably do a better job but still reasonably priced .
Don’t know about the new boat , maybe fill the tank on his existing one.. probably have enough to send Linda to Turkey for a budget tit job though.
December 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Don’t know about the new boat , maybe fill the tank on his existing one.. probably have enough to send Linda to Turkey for a budget tit job though.
He’s finished.. get shut in January I reckon
December 22, 2024 at 6:16 PM
He’s finished.. get shut in January I reckon
Imagine coming out with utter shite like that and opening with a sentence that has the words “ball knowledge “ in it 😂. Fuckoff back to bed mate you’ve had a shocker there 😂
December 22, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Imagine coming out with utter shite like that and opening with a sentence that has the words “ball knowledge “ in it 😂. Fuckoff back to bed mate you’ve had a shocker there 😂
Yeah.. I can defo see John Merrick now you mention it
December 22, 2024 at 12:42 PM
Yeah.. I can defo see John Merrick now you mention it
Why does it look like a Fiat 500 with abnormal growth spurts ?
December 22, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Why does it look like a Fiat 500 with abnormal growth spurts ?
It means Gary Glitter.. shitter 😂
December 21, 2024 at 4:55 PM
It means Gary Glitter.. shitter 😂
I’d have fixed that for £350 and a couple of fried eggs on toast 😁
December 21, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I’d have fixed that for £350 and a couple of fried eggs on toast 😁
Up the what now Jason ?
December 21, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Up the what now Jason ?
Did you use a spoon to apply the butter on that bread ?
December 20, 2024 at 8:28 PM
Did you use a spoon to apply the butter on that bread ?
Michael J Fox I reckon
December 20, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Michael J Fox I reckon
Either option is acceptable I think. Targeted or just random .. but with the same outcome
December 18, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Either option is acceptable I think. Targeted or just random .. but with the same outcome
That’s absolutely obscene. I suggest a good shooting is in order.
December 18, 2024 at 3:28 PM
That’s absolutely obscene. I suggest a good shooting is in order.
They’ve got them the wrong way round too. Amateurish behaviour.
December 18, 2024 at 10:51 AM
They’ve got them the wrong way round too. Amateurish behaviour.
The American idiot will be in the back of the creep van before he even realises
December 15, 2024 at 3:18 PM
The American idiot will be in the back of the creep van before he even realises