A Heritage Minute? In 2024? Localized entirely in television ad space? It's more likely than you think.

I can't believe I just switched channels so I could watch Keith Urban (CBS Nashville) instead of Blake Shelton (ABC NYRE).

It feels incredibly wrong somehow, as if they swapped broadcasts.

holy holiday week grosses. Wicked at $5M+ is insane work from the combined power of the holiday season and releasing a film adaptation.

Tennis script expectations: Ball kid wins Masters 1000, Novak amnesia arc, umpires falling off chairs

Tennis script reality: Murygoat coach arc, doping investigations everywhere

Instead of remaking old movies, we should just adapt the musical versions.

No I'm not only saying this because I want to see Austin Butler pull off the songs from the American Psycho musical

April May has definitely got gazoonkas. I just tried closing my closet door on my boobs and my glasses almost got demolished instead.

Showerthought: There is a non-zero chance that at least one member of BTS was involved in Tuesday's SK coup attempt in some manner

How I feel watching Partners in Crime in 2024:

"What's the big deal, it's just Ozempic- ohhhhh right it's Doctor Who of course it's aliens it's always aliens"

"This planet is amazing" sounds all fine and dandy until you realize he came up with that conclusion while watching Teletubbies

people keep saying there are a lot of Swifties on this website, so I just want to get it on the record that I don’t think we should be eating ANY babies at all, even if they’re Irish

fighting the urge to immediately open comments on social media posts because i need the validation of someone else having the exact same thought/reaction as me

The sky outside may not be blue but this still feels nice.