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NotAbsolutelySure
@notabsolutelysure.bsky.social
Editor, reviewer, youtuber (derogatory), streamer (derogatory), shitposter.

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I GOT SENT SWAG!!

Huge thanks to @ivyroadgames.bsky.social and @annapurna.com for the dope ass Wanderstop swag, gonna be trying the chip chip tea blend later tonight!

Can't say more about the game until embargo day, too, but I'm ~12 hours in now and it *rocks*
VICC (very important cats cuddling)
May 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I love how every HBO show promises "a peek behind the scenes" after the credits and then it's 4 minutes of the showrunners and actors describing the plot of the episode you just watched
May 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Made this little Gundam dude tonight

My first set of WH40K Space Marines on the way to be built primed and painted 👻
May 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
obligatory "i edited this and it rocks your cock off"

any and all love shown on the video will be met with complimentary gift bags*

*gift bag exist in the imaginary plane*
How Speedrunners Broke Death Stranding By Taking A Wizz
That's right, I made a video about one of my favorite silly speedrun glitches, The Norman Peedus. Enjoy this masterpiece, and as always, likes/reposts/comments are always highly appreciated. Keep on keeping on.
youtu.be/sL-krAqUuD8
May 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Had a gacha roll laying around I earned forever ago just playing, forgot it was there tbh

First roll I've ever done using the sparks in League of Legends... This skin costs 250$ lmao
May 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Now that Jon Hamm is being cancelled, with Elsgort and Spacey already done and dusted, all that's left for the main billing on Baby Driver is for Lily James to do a hate crime or some shit
April 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Checked Twitter, still shit lol
April 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If you had to guess, why did we place second?
April 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
my kitten keeps trying to bite the squirrels in hosidius kitchen in osrs
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 AM
'Busty DILFs in your area' was the offending phrase

Twitch moderation might disagree but I think thats a great stream title

Anyways, streams are back soon :D
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i really like stalker but they hate my m.2 drives
March 18, 2025 at 6:29 PM
yo i edited this, it slaps, give it a watch
March 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i love indie games because sometimes somebody makes a Cruelty Squad lookin ass 2005 core Peggle game with pregnancy tests as items and everyone goes "yeah thats sick"

its called Nubbys Number Factory and its only 5 bucks, go check it out
March 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Would anyone have a direction to point me in to get set up to have my written reviews added as critic reviews to Metacritic?

I write all my reviews out anyways and I'd like to be able to help indie devs with early reviews when I can, where would I even start?
March 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sometimes editing is boring, sometimes I get to make Resident Evil 4 x Animal Crossing New Horizons crossover screens 🐵
March 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I GOT SENT SWAG!!

Huge thanks to @ivyroadgames.bsky.social and @annapurna.com for the dope ass Wanderstop swag, gonna be trying the chip chip tea blend later tonight!

Can't say more about the game until embargo day, too, but I'm ~12 hours in now and it *rocks*
March 7, 2025 at 9:52 PM
dripped out of my (for the) gourd(s) #osrs
March 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
March 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Been re-reading Lord of the Rings @ work

One of my favorite parts of Tolkien’s writing is how any time someone whose fate doesn’t need to be left in suspense passes out of the story he makes sure to tell you how and where they ended up — even to tell you 5 horses lived on happily
March 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Well, another beautiful #TurnBasedThursday! Really excited about Aethermancer!

Here's a BALATRO but with cats and card matching game.

Your wishlists mean a lot: store.steampowered.com/app/3509430/...

#gamedev #indiegame #solodev #roguelike #cats
February 27, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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The Steam Next Fest should have had an entire category this year for "games that let you pick from 3 random perks when you level up like Vampire Survivors" cause wow that's a lot of the games
February 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
no shot its been long enough from the beatemup entries that turn based combat is how people remember yakuza now... right?
February 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Did my civic duty and gifted Spiritfarer for the umpteenth time to someone who hasn't played it before because its on sale for 5 bucks again

this game by @thunderlotusgames.com is obnoxiously good and worth a replay yearly
February 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
got this game offer on my steam curator page from a #indiedev

thats a WILD sentence lmao, 2004 isnt... it isnt that old right?
February 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I win
February 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM