NotablyBaka|Mage The Ascension Storyteller|Hater of Ketchup 18+
@notablybaka.bsky.social
Trans Fem that makes a fool of themselves on the internet for fake internet points.
18+ likes and reposts. Sry
i have a Tumblr for some reason as well https://www.tumblr.com/blog/notablybaka
PLAY MAGE IT'S GOOD I SWEAR
18+ likes and reposts. Sry
i have a Tumblr for some reason as well https://www.tumblr.com/blog/notablybaka
PLAY MAGE IT'S GOOD I SWEAR
I hate $ not for your reason but because every time I read $(given number) I read Dollar, Given number, instead of A given number of dollars. If i type really fast my brain autocorrects all currency to be like euros so it all ends up like "100$ for a pickle"
December 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I hate $ not for your reason but because every time I read $(given number) I read Dollar, Given number, instead of A given number of dollars. If i type really fast my brain autocorrects all currency to be like euros so it all ends up like "100$ for a pickle"
also it makes renting easier if you have the polycule's financial advisor (the only queer in the room with financial stability) keep tabs on the rent payments.
December 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
also it makes renting easier if you have the polycule's financial advisor (the only queer in the room with financial stability) keep tabs on the rent payments.
Nazis 🤝 Toddlers
Using imaginary boogeymen to excuse their pitiful temper tantrums.
Using imaginary boogeymen to excuse their pitiful temper tantrums.
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Nazis 🤝 Toddlers
Using imaginary boogeymen to excuse their pitiful temper tantrums.
Using imaginary boogeymen to excuse their pitiful temper tantrums.
You know what that makes way more sense, oh your going through a hard time, just cry and blame all your problems on the "other" and claim you are actually really kewl and stwang purely on things that are irrelevant to your actual existence like "heritage" or "race". you know, like a toddler.
December 16, 2025 at 5:17 AM
You know what that makes way more sense, oh your going through a hard time, just cry and blame all your problems on the "other" and claim you are actually really kewl and stwang purely on things that are irrelevant to your actual existence like "heritage" or "race". you know, like a toddler.
I have realized my mistake it should be the other way around, and they are just weirdly sexual about each other. to be fair I only see it once or twice a year, and quickly try to forget the contents.
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I have realized my mistake it should be the other way around, and they are just weirdly sexual about each other. to be fair I only see it once or twice a year, and quickly try to forget the contents.
fun fact if you just look up Folgers ad without context it will point you towards the incest automatically.
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
fun fact if you just look up Folgers ad without context it will point you towards the incest automatically.
You are suseptable to Folgercest. it will show up like a ghost every Christmas just to fuck with you specificity. "Hey (definitely blood related) Sister! perfect timing, i was just about to be weirdly sexual about coffee, now we can do it TOGETHER!!! This ad won't be mocked for over a decade" nahh.
December 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
You are suseptable to Folgercest. it will show up like a ghost every Christmas just to fuck with you specificity. "Hey (definitely blood related) Sister! perfect timing, i was just about to be weirdly sexual about coffee, now we can do it TOGETHER!!! This ad won't be mocked for over a decade" nahh.
to be clear here, being either sucks to hear about someone, being both is so fucking lame it escapes cringe thermodynamics and starts making energy in the room. like a nazifur but somehow more lame and pitiable. so glad I escaped this shit early in my life.
December 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
to be clear here, being either sucks to hear about someone, being both is so fucking lame it escapes cringe thermodynamics and starts making energy in the room. like a nazifur but somehow more lame and pitiable. so glad I escaped this shit early in my life.
Bluth absolutely destroyed my child brain and implanted kinks I wouldn't realize I had until late into adolescence.
He had no right making all of the scenes where fievel is almost eaten that sensual. Also, his obsession with getting mud and muck on his characters. Come on.
He had no right making all of the scenes where fievel is almost eaten that sensual. Also, his obsession with getting mud and muck on his characters. Come on.
December 10, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Bluth absolutely destroyed my child brain and implanted kinks I wouldn't realize I had until late into adolescence.
He had no right making all of the scenes where fievel is almost eaten that sensual. Also, his obsession with getting mud and muck on his characters. Come on.
He had no right making all of the scenes where fievel is almost eaten that sensual. Also, his obsession with getting mud and muck on his characters. Come on.
Dear God! A process, a stage of change has occurred, and is irreversible. Don't think about how all food you eat is processed due to the process of cleaning, cooking, and chewing. That's all propaganda. Swallow a whole raw rutabaga without chewing, you'll ascend to god.
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Dear God! A process, a stage of change has occurred, and is irreversible. Don't think about how all food you eat is processed due to the process of cleaning, cooking, and chewing. That's all propaganda. Swallow a whole raw rutabaga without chewing, you'll ascend to god.
Okay, I'm sorry, but this is actually nice. Don't give them this. If it wasn't garish woodland camo and instead say, that urban camo from the 80s with the subdued reds browns and greys, so the design blends better and maybe reduce the patten size, its decent. Nah. Give them the 2016 ahegao hoodies.
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Okay, I'm sorry, but this is actually nice. Don't give them this. If it wasn't garish woodland camo and instead say, that urban camo from the 80s with the subdued reds browns and greys, so the design blends better and maybe reduce the patten size, its decent. Nah. Give them the 2016 ahegao hoodies.
Earth was promised to unicron 30000 cycles ago.
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Earth was promised to unicron 30000 cycles ago.
This rachet ass steeljaw, stupid ass Bulkhead looking slag. ... Oh god, one of those is a real slur.
December 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
This rachet ass steeljaw, stupid ass Bulkhead looking slag. ... Oh god, one of those is a real slur.
Gonna be dead ass, I was just about to block you for that horrendous ass take. Thank God this is bait.
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Gonna be dead ass, I was just about to block you for that horrendous ass take. Thank God this is bait.
Its really hard to simp for the poster child white girl cop character, even if it's in the form of a lithe and athletic lagomorph. She has copaganda radiation decay bouncing all over her. Now, if anyone wants to make an AU where she's a punk that hates cops because of her time in the city. She's hot
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Its really hard to simp for the poster child white girl cop character, even if it's in the form of a lithe and athletic lagomorph. She has copaganda radiation decay bouncing all over her. Now, if anyone wants to make an AU where she's a punk that hates cops because of her time in the city. She's hot
Thank you disc horse.
December 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Thank you disc horse.
Bit the horse, huh?
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Bit the horse, huh?
Sea pigs, Sea bunnies, Sea horses? What's next a Sea bird? Earth updates are getting mad unoriginal. Devs need to add like 3k more mushroom phenotypes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Sea pigs, Sea bunnies, Sea horses? What's next a Sea bird? Earth updates are getting mad unoriginal. Devs need to add like 3k more mushroom phenotypes.
Too many. Most are because they gave me a new horrifying revelation about my taste in people. As a taste (haha), these three from Tokyo Ghoul.
CW: blood, healing deep tissue wound.
Rize, Nishiki, and Hide (Tokyo ghoul RE specifically)
CW: blood, healing deep tissue wound.
Rize, Nishiki, and Hide (Tokyo ghoul RE specifically)
December 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Too many. Most are because they gave me a new horrifying revelation about my taste in people. As a taste (haha), these three from Tokyo Ghoul.
CW: blood, healing deep tissue wound.
Rize, Nishiki, and Hide (Tokyo ghoul RE specifically)
CW: blood, healing deep tissue wound.
Rize, Nishiki, and Hide (Tokyo ghoul RE specifically)
Destroyed and rebuilt my humor around attempting the level of quick bit to depressing heartfelt monologs the ogerpoppang crew breaths out like the fruity smell of diabetes.
Also Kevin can get it.
Also Kevin can get it.
December 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Destroyed and rebuilt my humor around attempting the level of quick bit to depressing heartfelt monologs the ogerpoppang crew breaths out like the fruity smell of diabetes.
Also Kevin can get it.
Also Kevin can get it.
Was your landlord a raven perhaps?
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Was your landlord a raven perhaps?
Omgahwd they have it! Canned depression!
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Omgahwd they have it! Canned depression!