How do I explain this to my therapist?
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“If you queef in the game, you queef in real life”

Assign your friends the wrong fursona, just to cause drama.

If I came into your house and shat in your floor, but then promised to clean it up, would you thank me for it? If your answer is yes, drop the address. If no, keep that energy for the next four years.

Have you taken the time to be fergolicious today?

The gayest thing about me is that I’m genuinely invested in the Pantone color of the year. It’s my Super Bowl.

The phrase “let’s go girls”, when sung by Shania Twain, is gender neutral. We’re all girls and it’s time to fuckin go.

Four posts in and I’ve mentioned veganism twice. Who do I repeat this to? My therapist? Jesus?

I’ve just realized I have the power to make lucky charms crispy treats and the only thing stopping me is diabetes.

Let me slip into something more comfortable.
*sheds mortal coil*

Can those “calming dog music” YouTube channels be considered vegan? They definitely test on animals.
*Cut to me playing saxophone to a dog*

Oh no, my stupidity is here now. Sorry everyone