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Super interested in what you have to say.
mostly a reply guy because I have nothing to promote 🤷‍♀️
Along with the intentional walk, the onside kick needs to just go away.
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The the notion that Katherine Harris lives rent free in my mind for the last 2025 years and that hanging chads still haunt me is one I will never shake.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
You just murdered that argument.
a man in a tuxedo is saying it 's done .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is saying it 's done .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
This is beginning to look a lot like Twitter
November 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Wait a minute. The details of this prosecution are absolutely insane. I can't believe what I'm reading.
November 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
That tracks
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
They have a weird life. Like imagine being a guy whose father was this giant larger than life person with millions of fans around the world. Like how do you live up to that? Women are different, I think dudes feel a different kind of pressure in the relationship with their fathers is different
November 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Stephen Stills' son, Chris; and also Leonard Cohen's son, Adam. Both have big music careers on their own. We all had a great time, Paris in the 1980s!
November 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Negotiate?
Like, wut
November 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Jaysus frickin chryste these people are unforgivable. It's indefensible.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Prometheus.
Has Jeff read the Aeschylus Prometheus? It doesn't turn out well for humanity. Just ask Ridley Scott.
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Is the $2000 in the room with you right now?
November 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It seems completely bananas to me that somebody would actually ask for their money back because a dish is too spicy. But apparently it's a thing!
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Ooof I took that as a warning!
November 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The absolute correct choice
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I feel like even AI would do a better job of lining up her chin then whatever plastic surgeon screwed this up
November 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
We have so many fun options though. Think about it. Framing right wing news entertainment by calling them news actors.
November 16, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Perfect.

News actor.
November 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"News actress" CAN WE NORMALIZE THIS TERM
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM