Errol Musk confirms that Elon is lying when he says his father didn't own a mine and that he didn't benefit from it. Elon was both physically at the mine, and personally involved in selling emeralds to Tiffany's in New York.

I’ll kill you as well ☠️

My dyslexic ass read this as “Israel is taking a step away from annexing the West Bank” and just stared at it for a minute confused AF

If it ain’t goopy, I don’t want it

We seriously need to get some real sludge in here

20 uncooked hotdogs

I think I completely missed the boat on craigslist personals. I didn’t even know they existed until now. Guess I was just on a different part of the Internet

Shhhh, let people be happy