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Brought to you by the White Jesus brand of Christianity. You only have to say your a Christian, you don't actually have to do anything Christian.
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Brought to you by the White Jesus brand of Christianity. You only have to say your a Christian, you don't actually have to do anything Christian.
April 20 is Hitler's birthday and he shot himself on April 30. So, that would be the karma window...
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 AM
April 20 is Hitler's birthday and he shot himself on April 30. So, that would be the karma window...
Remember kids, this is not a poll, it's a betting pool run by the guys who created JD
January 1, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Remember kids, this is not a poll, it's a betting pool run by the guys who created JD
Yeah, well it's Christmas and the bots have nothing to talk to each other about
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yeah, well it's Christmas and the bots have nothing to talk to each other about
The Bible is like the Constitution. The only part that matters is the part about gun ownership
December 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The Bible is like the Constitution. The only part that matters is the part about gun ownership
Either that, or they dug up the first Mrs Trump at Bedminster...
December 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Either that, or they dug up the first Mrs Trump at Bedminster...
When Trump says "National Security", he thinks he's creating a Supreme Court sanctioned argument for staying out of jail
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When Trump says "National Security", he thinks he's creating a Supreme Court sanctioned argument for staying out of jail
Where would these guys be without circular reasoning and a lazy press?
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Where would these guys be without circular reasoning and a lazy press?
Golly. Is she in the Epstein Files?
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Golly. Is she in the Epstein Files?
What's the over/under on Johnson sending everyone home early for Christmas?
December 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
What's the over/under on Johnson sending everyone home early for Christmas?
Do you know who else is terrified to step out of line? CBS and 60-minutes (to name just a few)
December 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Do you know who else is terrified to step out of line? CBS and 60-minutes (to name just a few)
Silcone and make-up applied with a trowel don't make one pretty. They make one a Trumpette
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Silcone and make-up applied with a trowel don't make one pretty. They make one a Trumpette