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Definitely Not Jojo
@not-jojo.bsky.social
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they/them, 25+ or some such, autistic + adhd
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A little bit of rain on a hack is fine if I get this view after
September 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Also today: Winnie with curls. He was begging for food that‘s why he stood that way
A Black Forest draft horse with a beautiful curly mane
May 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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At this point I am collecting horses like Pokémon. Meet Django and Luca who I will be taking care off while their owner is on holiday.
They’re Winnie‘s herd mates and just the cutest
A brown horse tied to a post looking at the camera A brown reddish horse looking at the camera
May 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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With the weather getting warmer, Winnie was starting to sweat under his mane even just grazing, so this meant standing next to him for half an hour braiding his princess hair. The plan is to leave them in for extended periods of time now
A Black Forest draft horses standing tied to a post. He is looking into the camera and his mane is braided into a lot of tiny braids
May 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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My entire video game romance pipeline 🧵🌹
Video game character: Zevran Video game character: Anders Video game character Dorian Pavus Video game character: Taash
May 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Since I am doing Nydhena posting. Her in all of her game appearances

Also I hope someone mods the old face tattoo into DATV so she can look 100% like herself, though the DATV version is really good
Video game screenshot of the old game Dragon Age Origins. An elf woman with brown armor, a black bob hair cut, a black face tatoo and green eyes. Video game screenshot of the game dragon age inquisition. It shows an elf woman with a jaw length black bob, a black raven wing like face tattoo, pale brown skin and green eyes. She is wearing silver and blue armor. Video game screenshot of the newer game dragon age the veilguard. It shows an elf woman with a short black bob, green eyes, pale brown skin, freckles and green eyes. She wears purple armor.
April 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Direct Nydhena and Kione comparison. I cannot let go of a concept.
Video game screenshot. Blue haired elf with a blue face tatoo over their brows. Curly bob, one green and one blue eye with a scar over the blue one. Wearing blue armor. Standing portrait style waist up Video game screenshot. Black haired elf woman with a black face tattoo, pale brown skin, bright green eyes. Wearing puprle armor. Portrait style shoulders up. Subtitles say: Rook: "we don't know where the gods are, or what they are doing. We're here to help. It's fair to give some in return.
April 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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How is she this pretty?! Nydhena my beloved (also poor girl is now WardenInquisitorRook, she cannot catch a break)
Video game screenshot, it shows an elf woman shoulder up in violet leather armor. She has brown skin and black hair in a short bob. Vivid green eyes, a black face tatoo and freckles. Subtiles say: Rook "Harding?" Video game screenshot. An elf woman, shoulder up portrait style. She has brown skin, black hair, green eyes and a black face tatoo and lots of freckles. She wear violet armor. Subtitles say: Rook "We don't know where the gods are, or what they are doing. We're here to help. It's only fair I give some in return"
April 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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My half chaps broke
Screaming white cat meme with laser eyes
April 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Heard something about Easter and bunnies
A blonde pet bunny with a white blaze down the forehead sits in a straw filled cage tub sniffing colourful eggs. There is lettuce next to her and a hay net in the background
April 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I don’t know if I dog posted before but here is my dog Malu #dogs #pets
German Shepard mix breed lying behind some grass in profile view. She has one floppy ear German Shepard mix breed lying behind some tall grass. She has one floppy ear and is looking to the side
April 15, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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A challenge to writers. Post 1 sentence a day from any project for 25 days. No explanations & no judgment.

Did someone ask for an extremely long run on sentence?

Day 5
Text screenshot that says: It seemed to be to be an inherently flawed base feature of humanity that when you told us not to do something, as in don’t go there it’s dangerous or something vague like don’t talk to her she’s dangerous, you should be scared of her, led to the inevitable reaction of ‘I’m awfully curious to see if it’s actually that dangerous’ and that from someone who had always been really good at following rules.
April 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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If you see this, post a redhead

My always angry Isa Lavellan and my only Solavellan (didn't finish her playthrough before DATV dropped)
Video game screenshot. An elf woman in a snowy village. She is wearing green and silver armor, has red hair and face tatoos. A staff is poking out over one shoulder. A video game screenshot: a red haired elf woman with face tatoos and lilac eyes standing a stone room
April 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
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I saw @anigel.bsky.social do this and wanted to join in!

A challenge to writers. Post 1 sentence a day from any project for 25 days. No explanations & no judgment.

Will I do it everyday? Idk, but I’ll try!
Text screenshot that says: „ I half kicked open the door to the rectory of the church and stepped backwards into the room as I talked about 300 miles a minute to Kassandra.
April 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Ikarus Laidir is my newest. I think they were supposed to kiss Lace, but I haven't played in a while. Maybe my second time kissing Neve. Idk, they are a big, buff LoF who likes to have fun and goes back to the chaos gremlin energy
Dark haired elf with face tatoos, wearing a brown cloak, amber eyes
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Ena'Sal'In Mercar. They got more than one revamp, so this is not really their final version. They were a mess from the start as I wanted to kiss Lucanis but also save Minrathous and also sort of kiss Bellara. They never got far because of that but I want to play them one day
Lond red haired elf with lots of freckles, glaring at the camera, violet eyes, wearing a brown cloak.
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Now we move onto the not finished character playthroughs.
Silvhen Aldweir, my cutie patotie, they just want to help. They also have a small, white fluffy dog. They will rot out your teeth with their sweetness. They give Lucanis grey hair just by being cute and existing (they kiss)
Elf with dark red, wild curly hair, green-turqoise eyes, a cute upturn nose and wearing a brown cloak
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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ShepRook! Or technically Jay Shepard Thorne. She's one of my favs. I love her. It's my Shepard reincarnated into a Rook. She's not having a good time, but saving the world is what she does, so she will, supposed to kiss Lucanis, actually had zero chemistry with him and kissed Neve instead
Red headed elf with a long ponytail, green eyes, blue face tatoos and wearing blue armor. Subtitles say: Rook "Who else is gonna do it? If they're loose, they need killing"
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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I then managed to actually play someone else for a minute. Ilias Ingellvar! They romanced Emmrich and they were a bit of a hot head, especially when it came to battle. Kind of irritated by most people, but trying to be polite, also a mage you won't find non mages here
Light blue haired elf with freckles and green eyes, wearing metal armor
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Kestryl de Riva, yeah, I kinda fell in love with the crow so I played them right after the other, Kestryl is a chaos gremling, orb mage and they will not take anything seriously even if their life depends on it (and they also romanced Lucanis)
Dark blue haired elf with braids. One amber and one green eye, also freckles, pale skin, wearing blue leather armor. Subtitles say: Rook "small wins?"
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Next up we have Angel de Riva, she romanced Lucanis, absolutely did not look like I invisioned her, but she kickstarted my Lucanismancing phase, as opposed to the chaos gremling Kione, she was very composed, oh also a mage
Pink haired elf with brown skin and black eyes. Subtitles say: Rook "But I heard only mages can get possessed by demons". She is wearing a dark blue leather shirt.
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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My Dragon Age Veilguard Character Masterpost, thread, whatever:
Starting with my forever baby Kione Thorne, they were my first Rook and I hold them dearly in my heart. Yes, the Nydhena similarities are sort of on purpose. They romanced Taash and are a mage.
Video game character. Caucasian elf with freckles, one pale blue and one green eye, dark blue hair in a curly bob. They are wearing blue and silver armor. Subtitles say: Rook " Her ideas just get better by the minute, don't they?"
April 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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More #horseposting this cute guy is Winnie and he is an absolute Unit #horses
A chestnut horse with a flaxen mane and a white Star on the forehead looking at the camera
March 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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no cheating ‼️ post the last photo of your pet
German Shepard mix breed dog lying sideways on a colorful dogbed. Her ears are floppy and half moved to the side. There is a white kallax shelf with boxes and clothes behind her only showing half of it
March 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Since I was horse posting take a look at these cuties! The grey is Misty and the black one Milly (she belongs to my cousin, Misty to an old family acquaintance)
#horses
#equestrian
Grey pony on a paddock looking past the camera with pricked ears Black cob with a white blaze looking with pricked ears past the camera while standing in a barn
March 5, 2025 at 2:03 PM